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lol cass...you can't answer your own questions

because the ants would crawl in your mouth.

why is the superbowl a 'bowl'?
 
I was answering melon's Q: what is Whortense Wiffin? used the opportunity to vent

it is was originally awarded to the person with the "worst bad hair day of the year". the footy club was a bit short at the time and recycled.....:up:

can wild deer prang prongs?
 
if a prong could be pranged then a wild deer could surely do it :wink:

what is the speed of light?
 
it's the amount of time divided by the distance multiplied by the number of people waiting for the second keg to arrive at the party...minus a few bucks for petrol


why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
 
the opposite of the speed of light.

what is on the other side of a black hole?
 
more black home


what kind of breakfast do you prefer, panckaces or cereal?
 
serial killers

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
 
it was a one horned one eyed flying purple people eater.

what is infinity?
 
Cos if it didn't, it would get laughed at.

What if Salome didn't shake it?
 
the potatoes are out having a party.

why is the grass always greener on the other side?
 
because during the night they built another MacDonald's, right hard up against your building....bastards.

How much wood would Woodburn burn if Woodburn would burn wood?


PS: I live near a town called Woodburn:combust:
 
because if they tasted bad people wouldn't buy them.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
 
because that's the way, aha aha, I like it, aha aha!


When will I see you again?
 
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