ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

[beli]

Leonardo Di Vinci

Where do the battleships that get sucked into the Bermuda Triangle go?

 

[ABEL]

saltybraineater eats them.

what is the tallest mountain in the world?

 

[beli]

The dishes in my sink.

If we can have a microwave oven to heat up food, why cant we have an anti-microwave oven to cool down food?

 

[ABEL]

because anti-matter would cause the world to blow up.

why is no one else replying in this thread?

 

[beli]

because their all off trying to find scary animals for their avatars/signatures.

Why is there always singing in Disney movies?

 

[ABEL]

because mice like to dance.

what causes a solar eclipse?

 

[beli]

Fans waiting for the new U2 album.

Why doesnt a two legged table stand up?

 

[ABEL]

because it only has 2 legs.

what is global warming?

 

[beli]

People turning on too many of those electric world globes at once.

How come you can leave the fridge turned on all the time but the oven overheats if left on?

 

[MrBrau1]

So you don't waste gas.

Pull my finger?

 

[beli]

rockmelon.

Why is your baby, MrBrau, staring at me?

 

[MrBrau1]

he's horny.

People are people, so why should it be, you and I should get along so awfuly?

 

[beli]

because my Tears for Fears cassette has been stuck in the tape drive for about 10 years now.

Whos butt is better - Kylie or J Lo?

 

[ABEL]

mine

what is gold made of?

 

[IWasBored]

stuff


why am i talking to some moron about crappy bands at 2:20am?

 

[MrBrau1]

cause you suck.

Why am I answering questions from a guy talking to some moron about crappy bands at 2:20am?

 

[ABEL]

because chickens like to dance.

what is pi?

 

[IWasBored]

something scary


why does mr. brau still think i'm a guy?

 

[ABEL]

because the baby in his avatar is horny.

why are shooting stars called falling stars?

 

[sharky]

because calling them "shooting" stars means the terrorists have already won.

who will win the Missouri primary on Tuesday?

 

[IWasBored]

not arnold schwartzenager


why do i have to work tonigt?

 

[ABEL]

because i have to work today.

who's going to win the superbowl?

 

[beli]

the rockmelons, honey dews and watermelons, all in together thanks.

Why does pollen cause sneezing?

 

[ABEL]

because it gets stuck up your nose.

why does your heartbeat stop when you sneeze?

 

[beli]

because you need the electricity from the heart to power a sneeze.

Why do CDs have a hole in the middle? (See ya ABEL, Im off to work now)

 

[Bonochick]

Because a circular piece is missing.

Why do light bulbs get hot?

 

[ABEL]

eek BC beat me :edit:

so they don't get cold ( cya beli )

how does a scanner convert an image on paper into a digital image to your computer?

 

[melon]

Your mom.

If Britney is virginal and Xtina is a whore, then what is Whortense Wiffin?

Melon

 

[cass]

it's a descendant from the over-worked bird Fred Flinstone used to copy images....you should put bird-seed inside your scanner every now and then.

why can't we all live at the beach?

 

[cass]

a rich old dame with a house at the beach.....probably!

why shouldn't you speak with your mouth fulL?