ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

[ABEL]

only if you drink coffee.

why am i still awake at 6:30a.m.?

 

[Tizer]

because you only drink coffee


What would you rather bee or a wasp?

 

[ABEL]

pizza.

why isn't a hamburger made of ham?

 

[nbcrusader]

Because pigs are smarter than cows.


What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[edge's girl]

cheese

if a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

 

[beli]

Only when it hits a rabbit.

Why doesnt natural gas naturally smell?

 

[ABEL]

because that wouldn't be natural.

why is george bush president?

 

[beli]

Because Ozzy Osbourne wasnt in the running.

What is the coloured stuff on the outside of M & Ms made of?

 

[pepokiss]

tofu

What's tofu?

 

[beli]

A tutu for boys.

Why is the middle traffic light amber?

 

[ABEL]

because red and green were already used.

why is mars red?

 

[cass]

I've been listening to travis

wouldn't you be if you were laid in public?
...........



oh hang on
that's a brick



why does it always rain on me?

 

[beli]

Its not, its pale brown, especially in the 1989 joint USA/USSR framed poster I have hanging on my wall. (oops, thats a serious answer).

Has James Doohan been to Mars? (silly question to make up for my serious answer)

 

[beli]

oops simultaneous post, again.

 

[cass]

:spooky:

yes ..and he signed his name in the snow.


where do find comfortable shoes?

 

[beli]

SpongeBob Square Pants gives them away.

Why do mirrors reflect images?

 

[ABEL]

Re: I've been listening to travis

wouldn't you be if you were laid in public?

cass!!!

 

[ABEL]

SpongeBob Square Pants gives them away.

Why do mirrors reflect images?

to scare vampires.

why do things filled with helium float?

 

[beli]

So that Hollywood can make movies with exploding Germans.

Why doesnt the sea breeze and the desert air prang into each other and cause a wall of wind?

 

[ABEL]

because i don't even know what prang means.

what does prang mean?

 

[beli]

prang = crash (Is that Aussie slang, then? Gawd, dont tell me I actually got you lot back - and without even trying )

Why dont cantelopes prang into each other?

(Oh, I just looked prang up and the POMs say it too. Bugger )

 

[ABEL]

because they'd rather elope.

are tomatoes a fruit or vegetable?

 

[beli]

Tomatoes are a Spanish projectile.

Why does the Shire Council plant trees in the middle of the road thereby obscuring driving sight?

 

[ABEL]

to make more money.

why does your (beli's) avatar seem to be staring at me?

 

[beli]

Because its actually a renaissance painting and as we all know the mark of a good painting is in the eyes follow you around the room.

Why does your (ABELs) signature seem to be staring at me and picking its teeth with its wing/claw?

 

[ABEL]

just to torment you cuz your avatar is staring at me

why is this thread still only rated 2 stars?

 

[beli]

Because theres only two stars in it - you and me

Why do the mulberry trees produce more mulberries if you dont water the trees?

(Gotta go have dinner now, seeya, its been fun )

 

[ABEL]

because they're dehydrated.

what is beli having for dinner?

 

[beli]

Huge hunk of steak with a slab of avacado on top from the Hogs Breath (I think its an American chain).

What is ABEL having for breakfast?

 

[ABEL]

lunch.


who invented the internet?