ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

[beli]

because the lemur ate your appetite

Why do scientist want to take cyanide to Antartica?

 

[Angela Harlem]

because of those flamin' kids!

how far to tipperary? sp...

 

[beli]

Only my gggggggggggAunty Trassie knows.

Where has the light bulb that was in its socket out near the shallow end of my pool gone?

 

[Angela Harlem]

the dingo ate it.

why is everyone calling their sons jayden nowadays? is it the new john or something?
2 questions, sorry.

 

[beli]

because Wilga is a girls name.

What is that horrible noise?

 

[Angela Harlem]

its the sound of 2 worlds colliding

why does hmv suck arse?

 

[beli]

because Sanity sucks also and they competitive.

When does the tv ratings season start again? (gawd help me!)

 

[Angela Harlem]

um, tomorrow...i am making dates up here.

will sydney win the premiership this year?

 

[beli]

No, The Rum Jungle will win.

The suns going down, should I get up and turn on the light?

 

[Angela Harlem]

only if you like your cake and to eat it too

whatever happened to allen's fruit burst lollies?

 

[Salome]

you ate them


why do we make the same mistakes again & again?

 

[beli]

Nestle b@#$tards bought the company.

Why is synthetic rope yellow?

 

[Angela Harlem]

so it is easily visible in the freshly fallen snow, whilst hiking in the desert.

why do nestle have to be such bitchcakes? i had cravings damnit.

 

[beli]

Because profit is more important than sugar.

Why does Salomes name look like Salami when its dark?

 

[Angela Harlem]

its not just his name.
forgive me, the invitation was right there

why do people ask rhetorical questions?

 

[Salome]

they don't, you do


why is snow white?

 

[Angela Harlem]

cause she is virginal

boom tish
!

who are 'they'?

 

[beli]

Ask Mulder.

Why have I got pizza for dinner?

 

[Angela Harlem]

because of your crustacean ancestry. prawns were never fit for pizza though, so this could be moot.

where did john lim disappear to?

 

[beli]

Out the back near the swimming pool where the light doesnt work.

Why dont fish and chip shops sell those nice big brown pickled onions anymore?

 

[Angela Harlem]

to protest pauliiiine.


whatever happened to one cent cobbers?

 

[beli]

The "little boy in the corner shop" ate them. (have you seen that snake ad? ha, love it).

Why has the sky gone black?

 

[antietam]

and you guys say I'm on drugs????

I guess I'll play along, follow the rules, I forgot the last question but the answer is

just because.

why does everyone hate me?

 

[Angela Harlem]

not everyone hates you. anyone who does (if they indeed do) is basing it on a few posts on a message board and therefore is not worth your time worrying too much over really.
chin up anti-edam.

why does chris martin whine like a girl?

 

[beli]

Because you dont have any light bulbs for my swimming pool.

Where is Troll Mountain?

 

[beli]

and you guys say I'm on drugs????

why does everyone hate me?

Who hates you? I dont.

 

[Angela Harlem]

under the missing light bulb for your pool

why does pepsi max taste so bad when consumed with milk bottle lollies?

 

[beli]

because you have to eat SOFT milk bottle lollies, not the yucky hard ones.

Why cant I see satelites?

 

[antietam]

because you have no tonsils

can I play too?

( this is the funniest thread ever)

 

[Angela Harlem]

sure you can antietam!
the more the merrier

why have i run out of questions?