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Old 03-15-2004, 05:28 AM   #331
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because everyone forgot to play

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Old 03-15-2004, 06:55 AM   #332
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YES YES OH GOD YES !!!!!!!!!

why is the random thread still not dead yet?
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because the thread is waiting for the cricket forum to be opened so that the thread can be moved and die.

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Old 03-16-2004, 02:23 AM   #335
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It burps/croaks when it's full.

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Old 03-16-2004, 04:39 AM   #336
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Old 03-16-2004, 06:00 AM   #338
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because oranges turn brown eventually


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Old 03-16-2004, 04:47 PM   #339
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I did. But know that Dread found a new planet its mucked up the star signs.

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Because Dread's new planet has also mucked up the butt.

Why have I never even once ventured into this thread until this moment?
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Because the thread had a curse on it and you broke it

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Old 03-18-2004, 12:40 AM   #343
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Because carrots don't grow on trees.

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Old 03-18-2004, 05:49 PM   #344
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because if you didnt read it at school you would never read it and I sure teachers get a royalty for P&P, Mockingbird and Harold & Maude.

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Old 03-19-2004, 02:30 PM   #345
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Because that one customer happened to get in the way of the Cashier God, who was attempting to smite a horrible customer next to him/her.

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