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Old 02-20-2004, 02:59 AM   #316
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the better to see you with my dear

*cue the big bad wolf*

would you please forgive me?
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:43 AM   #317
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purple cabbage.

what is biomagnetism?
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:28 AM   #318
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Two sheep skin blankets sold by telemarketers.

What do computer monitors monitor?
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Old 02-20-2004, 11:54 AM   #319
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computers.

what causes computer monitors to flash when you look at them thru a video camera?
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:07 PM   #320
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They're flirting with you since you turn them on so much.

Why do we have to pay for healthcare?
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:16 PM   #321
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Because if healthcare paid for us there wouldnt be any money left for donuts.

Why do ducks drink chlorinated water from swimming pools?
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:08 PM   #322
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because college students get drunk on weekends here

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Old 02-21-2004, 05:54 PM   #323
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because theres not enough nude scenes.

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Old 02-22-2004, 10:08 PM   #324
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they were invented by the same person that invented pegs and he is still smarting about the old"you can't fit a square peg in a round hole" comment.


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Old 02-23-2004, 03:23 AM   #325
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because roses are red.

why do shrimp and lobsters turn orange-red when cooked?
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Old 02-26-2004, 03:35 AM   #326
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because their embarrased.

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Because if it were pink, all its friends would make fun of it.


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Old 02-26-2004, 11:48 AM   #328
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the dog ate it

how come the more i block sender on spam email, the more spam email i seem to get?
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Because the baked beans are off and there's just spam, spam, spam, and spam.

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because pineapples are too prickly.

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