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Old 02-13-2004, 09:17 PM   #286
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and the other three lobbed up to beli's place( cause they heard about the sardine festival). It sucked, so they decided to attach themselves to your toe and wait for what happens next


Because the sardines are making the phone ring.

Why doesnt it rain even though its been overcast and humid for 3 days straight?
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Science.

How come the more I drink, the more I drink?
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Old 02-14-2004, 12:37 AM   #288
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Its a never ending bottle....


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Old 02-14-2004, 12:38 AM   #289
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they know how to hail a cab

why is my phone ringing off the hook?
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Cause it's on the walls of bathroom stalls. sweet.

Why ask why?
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cos there's people in the hall


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dance nekkid

what's an acronym?
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Old 02-14-2004, 02:22 AM   #293
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something to dry your hair with


why is my alarm clock yellow and not strawberry (and do you get the joke? it's really lousy and lame)?
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Old 02-14-2004, 05:30 AM   #294
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because I ate all the strawberry alarm clocks. (yes, I got your joke.)

How come Keanu Reeves alarm clock in the Matrix movie set in the future is exactly the same model as my alarm clock that I have had for at least 15 years?
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Old 02-14-2004, 04:16 PM   #295
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hey beli, the phone rang when we were having dinner last night. I said

"it's the sardines"...no one got my joke....well our joke

because both your clocks are foxxed and you my dear, are waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of your TIME.

where does Bono get his talent from?
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(I got the sardine joke, but then I was the idiot that went )

his hair (according to PLEBA)

Why dont trees get sunburnt?
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because trees make shade.

why does it snow here one day then it's 50 degrees F and sunny the next?
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so a snowball can have a chance

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From Danny Glovers jock strap

Why do i have ass hair????
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because these are supposed to be smart questions

what does plaintive mean?
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