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Old 02-04-2004, 04:53 PM   #271
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No way, get f**cked, f**k off (sorry, Angels joke, probably doesn't translate well.)

How do weavils get inside sealed packets of dried pasta?
they follow the mice.

who invented the computer?
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Old 02-04-2004, 05:40 PM   #272
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Why did I ask the pasta/larvae question? (The answer was truely disgusting. )
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because weevils is evil and you don't want your pasta necklace ruined by the little blighters
any one with kids may have experienced the unique beauty of a pasta necklace...

who would you want to play you( and why?) if they made a rock opera about your life?
I just heard this question asked of Brian Moloko from Placebo.
He said Audrey Hepburn
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:24 PM   #274
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Brian Moloko from Placebo.

Why do my finger nails grow faster than my toe nails?
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:31 PM   #275
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good answer...I'd want him to play me too

it's the weevils again, they change the nutrient value of your pasta and it is more easily absorbed by your fingers


what is a jazz cigarette?
(something else Brian just referred to in the interview)
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:37 PM   #276
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a cigarette smoked only at a jazz club.


what time is it?
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A really slow burning one (unless its Dixieland jazz then its really fast and crappy)

If plastic is made from petroleum why is plastic so cheap and petrol so expensive?
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Time I learnt to type faster

How come I work in admin but my typing is always so slow in these threads?
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Old 02-04-2004, 07:23 PM   #279
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it's because of the blue crack

why are words that are sometimes spelled with an 'ed' on the end also spelled with a 't' on the end instead of the 'ed' (like spelt) ?
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To make international forums, such as this one, really difficult for people of different nationalities to understand.

Why does black hair turn grey with age, but blonde hair turns white?
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Old 02-05-2004, 08:05 PM   #281
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because hair is color blind.

why does a small paper cut sometimes hurt more than a big gaping wound?
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because the smallest cut is the hurtest.

Why dont bank robbers rob banks with sheets of paper?
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because they'd make paper airplanes instead.

why does caffeine keep you awake?
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cause its paid to do that.

Why are there 3 little hairs on my big toe?
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this little hair went to market
this little hair stayed home
and the other three lobbed up to beli's place( cause they heard about the sardine festival). It sucked, so they decided to attach themselves to your toe and wait for what happens next

"three little hairs" by Bob Marley
don't worry, about a thing
'cause every little thing is gonna be alright

Why does the telephone always ring just as we sit down for a meal, no matter how much I vary the time or location?
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