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Old 02-03-2004, 06:08 AM   #256
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Cos if it didn't, it would get laughed at.

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Then cheese would become redundant


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Old 02-03-2004, 02:13 PM   #259
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the potatoes are out having a party.

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cause that's where the dog's been shitting.

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because during the night they built another MacDonald's, right hard up against your building....bastards.

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still not enough to get my old barbie going.

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because if they tasted bad people wouldn't buy them.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
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Seven.

Whats a tootsie roll lollipop?
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Old 02-04-2004, 03:41 AM   #266
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candy on a stick.

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because they like starring in documentaries.

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because that's the way, aha aha, I like it, aha aha!


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No way, get f**cked, f**k off (sorry, Angels joke, probably doesn't translate well.)

How do weavils get inside sealed packets of dried pasta?
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How do weavils get inside sealed packets of dried pasta?
I googled this for you! HERE is a quick answer though!

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seems as if they start out as larvae when they are really small and get into the sealed packets BEFORE they are sealed
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