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Old 02-01-2004, 02:24 AM   #226
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cause you suck.

Why am I answering questions from a guy talking to some moron about crappy bands at 2:20am?
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Old 02-01-2004, 02:54 AM   #227
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because chickens like to dance.

what is pi?
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Old 02-01-2004, 02:56 AM   #228
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Old 02-01-2004, 02:59 AM   #229
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because the baby in his avatar is horny.

why are shooting stars called falling stars?
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Old 02-01-2004, 11:41 AM   #230
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because calling them "shooting" stars means the terrorists have already won.

who will win the Missouri primary on Tuesday?
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Old 02-01-2004, 01:34 PM   #231
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not arnold schwartzenager


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Old 02-01-2004, 01:39 PM   #232
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because i have to work today.

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the rockmelons, honey dews and watermelons, all in together thanks.

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Old 02-01-2004, 06:24 PM   #234
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because it gets stuck up your nose.

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because you need the electricity from the heart to power a sneeze.

Why do CDs have a hole in the middle? (See ya ABEL, Im off to work now)
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Old 02-01-2004, 06:37 PM   #236
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Because a circular piece is missing.

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Old 02-01-2004, 06:38 PM   #237
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eek BC beat me :edit:

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Old 02-01-2004, 06:45 PM   #238
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Your mom.

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it's a descendant from the over-worked bird Fred Flinstone used to copy images....you should put bird-seed inside your scanner every now and then.

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a rich old dame with a house at the beach.....probably!

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