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Old 01-30-2004, 07:23 AM   #181
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only if you drink coffee.

why am i still awake at 6:30a.m.?
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:38 AM   #182
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because you only drink coffee


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Old 01-30-2004, 04:20 PM   #183
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:37 PM   #184
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Because pigs are smarter than cows.


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Old 01-30-2004, 07:36 PM   #185
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:38 PM   #186
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Only when it hits a rabbit.

Why doesnt natural gas naturally smell?
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:00 PM   #187
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because that wouldn't be natural.

why is george bush president?
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:05 PM   #188
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Because Ozzy Osbourne wasnt in the running.

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Old 01-30-2004, 09:06 PM   #189
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:14 PM   #190
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A tutu for boys.

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Old 01-30-2004, 11:39 PM   #191
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because red and green were already used.

why is mars red?
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:44 PM   #192
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Its not, its pale brown, especially in the 1989 joint USA/USSR framed poster I have hanging on my wall. (oops, thats a serious answer).

Has James Doohan been to Mars? (silly question to make up for my serious answer)
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oops simultaneous post, again.
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Old 01-31-2004, 12:25 AM   #195
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