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Old 01-27-2004, 05:29 PM   #166
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because the straw has a hole in it.

what causes the aurora borealis?
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Old 01-28-2004, 04:00 AM   #167
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Fish and chips


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Old 01-28-2004, 10:14 PM   #168
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piglet did, which explains why he's bouncing in your sig.

why do pizza's come in a square box and not a round box?
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so the pizza can slide around in the box and most of the toppings can fall off in transit.

Why is a "g string" so called?
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Old 01-29-2004, 07:45 AM   #170
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because the A string on my violin snapped

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Old 01-29-2004, 08:43 AM   #171
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42. (i think this answer covers most of the others too!)

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:53 PM   #172
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wink you were talking to me weren't you

only if you like sardines.

is there another word for synonym?
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Synonym = sardines.

Why dont blue irriadiated diamond retain radiation.
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:24 PM   #174
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because they're irritated.

if a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Old 01-29-2004, 08:47 PM   #175
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Do your eyes hurt as much as mine?
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:07 AM   #176
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No, but your fingers aren't in mine...



If we think something 'loud' enough can someone 'hear' it?
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Old 01-30-2004, 01:19 AM   #177
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only if you scream think it.

what are sun dogs?
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solar powered sausages

If i cut myself and nobody saw it, would it hurt?
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don't try this at home

unfortunately...yes

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because they bite hard


some people have made their hobby their work, can you also do the opposite?
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