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The Jack Bauer facts are pretty damn funny as well.
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
those are my favorites.
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
those are my favorites.