Area man eats 7 grandchildren, believes self to be Stalin

[Kieran McConville]

Be outraged, guys. Be goutraged!!!

I can't believe this awful man did this stuff, but I mean he must have, right? Didn't I say he did? Then it must have happened.

I'm happening guys. Are you listening? I'm happening.

I am in you and I am you. I fucked your wife and I am your wife!

I am happening to you. Be goutraged guys.

pig rig! mus bus! Pig RIG!!!!

Hey man, step off my joementum, I'm on the way to better things...

 

[UberBeaver]

Well, goddamn, I'm glad someone had the balls to say it. All right man, High Five! Way to keep it real up in here.

 

[Numb1075]

 

[financeguy]

Gets goutraged at bad Grampy for 2.5 minutes!!

 

[karls77]

Goutrage

 

[verte76]

Is there any truth to this? It sounds surreal.

 

[Muggsy]

Is there any truth to this? It sounds surreal.

I was going to ask the same thing...

 

[nbcrusader]

We are standing at the intersection of the Lemonade Stand and the Twilight Zone

 

[yolland]

So did he Purge afterwards?

 

[Calluna]

Well, goddamn, I'm glad someone had the balls to say it. All right man, High Five! Way to keep it real up in here.

 

[Zoomerang96]

KIERAN, I AM LITERALLY STANDING IN MY ROOM SALUTING YOU AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN AND MAN, LET ME TELL YOU, I'M SALUTING HARD AND MY FACE IS OF A MOST SERIOUS AND ANGST RIDDEN EXPRESSION.

 

[Kieran McConville]

im GLAD youre saluting, ZOOMERANG. I"M GLAD!!!! YOU'RE SALUTING ME WITH 'ARMS WIDE OPEN', I CAN SEE IT IN MY HEADS.

whoever rated this thread one star... be outraged. BE GOUTRAGED!!

 

[Carek1230]

Goddammit I am so outraged.....but I did not rate the thread. I would have given it more than one star tho

 

[Zoots]

Was it the man in your avatar, Keiran?

Was it?????

Or did I just...

 

[DaveC]

gout

 

[carrieluvv]

where is the salution smiley?
i am zoom's pr person and i cant believe this is missing!

YOU BASTARRSs...now im outraged..

some heads are gonna roll

<- this comes close but the hand from the forehead is missing ---but the cocked eyebrow is probably accurate

 

[carrieluvv]

Dear Kieran,


I am kind of outraged that you fucked my wife.

I was unaware that I had one . I could have really used her here.

Now when she finds out that I know what you guys did, things

are gonna be weird between me and her.

Now that I know shes here im going to ask her if she'd mind

picking up a little bit and throwing in a load of laundry later on.

Ill bring pizza home after I go out and get a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kieran, would you tell her that its ok & im not mad....at all.....


Love,

Carrieluvv

 

[carrieluvv]

PS.....i love you

 

[Kieran McConville]

UPDATE guys, turns out that the story I saw on CNNNNN was incorrect. The grandfather accused of eating his grandkids and of thinking himself Stalin, is in fact innocent of all allegations against him!

Alas, the media exposure resulted in him being lynched by his townsfolk.

I guess this is justice in action, guys! There's no justice, there's 'just us' (haha) as my friend caisenema likes to quip in between saluting for hours at a time.

 

[zoney!]

I may be putting too much thought into this...but I am thinking the kids today, with all of th trans-fats and videogames, could not be classified as free-range.

Chewy

 

[carrieluvv]

UGH.......

 

[Kieran McConville]

Ugly people commit more crimes guys, i saw it on cnnnn.

Also, russians eat their babies.

It's terrible!

 

[carrieluvv]

dont worry about hat right now honey....

youve gotta get up a bit earlier this morning than ya did yesterday

i left for work and when i got home the dogs pissed and shit all over the house

so um......

welp im leaving now..

kids are all gone to school

get up and enjoy the day its a hearty 0 F


brrrrrr................. bundle up cutie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kieran McConville]

since i lost my (mind) job, getting up stopped mattering so much. As did the shit and piss smeared all over the walls.

Now I just watch cnnnnn all day, ever day they acquire an extra n, and every day I just find out more and more horrible stuff!

 

[carrieluvv]

oh my darling...........

you give me a stabbing pain in my gut when ya say that.

can i get in bed with ya?

do ya think anyone would notice if I was gone?

the kids will find us....

in bed together.

then they will wonder how we got this way and we will tell them CNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

then they will never ever stop watching..............



there is so much news packed into a minute,,,,an hour,,,,a day ...a week ....a month...a year

just another one gone by




git outta bed and ill not go to work and we can go get drunk !!!!!!!!!!


well dart all around town in cabs and forget about the world!

THE WORLD WILL BE OURS!

then we'll know how it feels!

wont we?

wont we be on top?

 

[Calluna]

I want to go too, Carrieluvv! That sounds like great fun!

 

[carrieluvv]

doesnt it sound like fun?

i cant imagine the whacky time we'd have calluna...






there would meat eachother and you could meat my new wife
there would be meat balloons......

ithink its gonna cheer kieran up ..............
i think he mighy smile or somethin

 

[Kieran McConville]

oh wait, i turned on CNNNNNNNNN again, and it turns out the bad grandfather really DID think he was Stalin (although he didn't eat anyone). So I guess he was sort of guilty and justice was done! Be goutraged guys!

Also it appears that Russian babies eat other babies and drink vodka from the teat. Awful!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

make up your mind!

 

[Zoomerang96]

7ustin is 7ust askin' for shit!!!!!