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No, Iím spaghetti retarded 12 66.67%
Yes, I went to finishing school, thank you very much 5 27.78%
Neither, I donít wear clothes when I eat 1 5.56%
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Old 02-02-2004, 06:38 PM   #1
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Are your able to wear a white shirt and eat at the same time?

Im not! Havent owned a white shirt for decades for this precise reason. Im such a grot.

The third option should really be

Neither, I donít wear clothes when I eat

but I cant edit the poll.

(yes, Im poll retarded to )
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Old 02-02-2004, 06:53 PM   #2
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i'm definetly spaghetti retarded. but spaghetti is soooo good.
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Old 02-02-2004, 06:54 PM   #3
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i can do it. first i call the super bowl mvp, and win the interference playoff pool thing, AND i can wear white shirts while i eat, even spaghetti. even buffalo wings.

im amazing, just admit it
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Old 02-02-2004, 07:08 PM   #4
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I frequently where a white shirt with no problems, but spaghetti with red sauce is the most likely culprit to leave a spot.
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Old 02-02-2004, 07:57 PM   #5
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I do not own a white shirt.
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:03 PM   #6
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I do not own a white shirt.
I wear light-colored Polo's; my downfall is soy sauce, i.e. sushi
"splat"
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:46 PM   #7
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I ONLY spill things on white shirts. I am also coffee retarded.
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:25 PM   #8
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It doesn't have to be white.
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:00 PM   #9
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I can't do it b/c if I don't spill on myself, my boyfriend definitely will.
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:13 PM   #10
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Well, I think I am getting better in that respect. I usually have no problem with spaghetti, but generally a sloppy hamburger does it. Take a bite, and the ketchup squirts out...
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:36 AM   #11
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I can't do it b/c if I don't spill on myself, my boyfriend definitely will.
She's not lying. This past weekend, I went to Olive Garden in a yellow sweater and somehow got sauce on my arm. Not like the inside which would be facing up at the prime slurping time. And not like I rubbed my arm in the sauce. It was splatter spots kids. I guess it was just that good.

Spaghettie Retarded! But still own white T-shirts.
now I'm hungry
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:49 AM   #12
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i usually can manage to be neat...i have to cuz i wear a white uniform shirt to work every day. it's required. of course, just after i first saw this thread, i was taking a drink of my pepsi and slobbered it all down the front of my white shirt
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Why restrict yourself to just white shirts?

Every light coloured shirt that I own attracts food and drink spills.

It doesn't seem to matter what I eat or drink but I can spill it on and smear it in without any problem. I am not trying to do this on purpose, it just happens.

I am thankful I own and know how to use a washing machine.
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Wow, I'm so glad I'm not the only one. And me too Sue, it doesn't have to be white. If it's gravy or tomato sauce or mustard, it WILL spill no matter how hard I try to save it
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:41 PM   #15
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Several years ago, we went to a concert...in the darkness, BAW and I tried putting mustard on those giant Pretzels.....when the lights came on, it looked like we had been hit by a mustard gun....yellow EVERYWHERE....her boobs, my crotch!!!


NEVER play with mustard in the dark!!
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