Are you tired of your neighbors?

[brdemi]

Well, for about twenty bucks you can buy an acre on the moon.

http://www.lunarembassy.com

Who's ready to move?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Will people in pink houses park across my driveway?

Are there flamingoes?

Can I steal MY street sign there?

If I put "NO JUNK MAIL" on my letterbox, will the 12 year old on his pushbike actually read it, or do I have to chase him down the street with my garden hose?

 

[U2Kitten]

Oh, I thought this was a bitch about your neighbors thread and I was ready to let loose

 

[Bonochick]

The people next door stare at me like I'm inferior.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The asshole next door drags his trash can out at 11-12am when the rest of us are trying to sleep (ok, just my mom and her boyfriend, but um HELLO!).


*saves up money

 

[brdemi]

Oh, I thought this was a bitch about your neighbors thread and I was ready to let loose

Why not?
I think I may have you all beat in the Sucky Neighbor Dept.
I live next door to carnival workers. That's right, honest-to-goodness carnies, complete with rides.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

prime real estate still available on these 4 moons... contact c. montgomery burns for more info...

 

[tiny dancer]

Oh, I thought this was a bitch about your neighbors thread and I was ready to let loose

So did I!!

 

[cass]

me3

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeighbours
everybody needs good neeeeeeeeeeeighbours

I have been tring to get Bono to buy the land that adjoins mine for years. This thread would definitely break if I got started on the saga of my neighbours....is there a shudder smilie? ewwww

Lunar real estate...I think the DA a neon coca-cola sign has already been submitted. I myself would like a nice condo on the shores of the Sea of Tranquility.

 

[~fairy_girl~]

oooh my neighbours both sides have dogs and they bark too much

and the ones to the right have too many cars and are always in the way

 

[elevatedmole]

At my grandparents' house, my uncle practices playing guitar pretty often, and usually you can hear a low hum throughout some of the house, but not very loud or distracting. A couple days ago, their neighbor called at 10 pm and asked (very seriously, not trying to be witty), "Are you having a rock concert over there?"

 

[IWasBored]

can i send my roommate there? i'm sick of my room smelling like sardines when she cooks

 

[Kariann]

I actually have pretty decent neighbors at the moment. Six months ago was a whole different story...neighbors from hell complete with a demon child.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

prime real estate still available on these 4 moons... contact c. montgomery burns for more info...

is the one on the far left still available?

 

[ABEL]

Oh, I thought this was a bitch about your neighbors thread and I was ready to let loose

I did too!


I just want to say that I'm tired of the person who lives in the apartment below mine slamming doors when they come in

The whole apartment shakes when they close the front door, and when they come in I can hear them slamming other doors which I'm assuming are either the bathroom or the closet doors. It doesn't take that much energy to close a door

 

[IWasBored]

my roommate also tends to go to sleep at 9 pm and sleeps later than 8:30 am and then takes naps in the afternoon...