(part deux)
ACK!!!! He'll be here this Sunday!!! Don't think I'll be going, cos...it's Sunday, and I'm old. And it's a school night. Blargh. Why do I have to be nearly twice as old as most of his fans???
visited his website - love his diary, it's very entertaining. Some funny bits:
see, leave me alone for a few hours and this is what happens.
and this is only the first day of the tour. and imagine how inane my updates would be if i started drinking and taking drugs? 'dear lampshade, you mock me with your sex. dirty lampshade. i need to bathe you. yes. shower with me, lampshade. let me gaze upon you by the fire extinguisher.
baudelaire was right when he said, 'i think that i shall never see, a lampshade lovelier than thee'. the toilet mocks me.'
yes, first day of the tour. and the tour hasn't even started.
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and for you lucky people up in 'Minnisoota' who are going to see Moby on the first part of this tour, some more funny bits:
Tomorrow Is A New Day
7/9/2002 - Minnesota
and tomorrow being the first day of the tour i get to see all sorts of new stuff.
like the new tour buses that we've rented.
and the new t-shirts we'll be selling.
and the new stage set.
and the new trucks.
and so on and so forth.
tomorrow is new day.
well, tomorrow is today by the time you'll be reading this.
but as i'm writing this tomorrow is still tomorrow.
and tonight it's tuesday.
so by 'tomorrow' i mean wednesday.
first day of the tour.
i hope i don't suck. that's kind of the unspoken subtext to just about everything that we do, huh.from food preparation to playing a concert to building an atlatl, 'i hope i don't suck' seems to underlie it all. even spelling.
underly?
underling?
yuengling?
sigh.....