Anus Superthread

[KhanadaRhodes]

What would make you laugh heartily? The interweb should be a place of mirth. Unless you are on webmd. Then you're fucked.

oh wow, that's a tough one...really offensive stuff usually makes me laugh the most, i think.

 

[redhotswami]

i'm not in a good mood tonight, but i can't really talk about it since i don't know who reads the thread and stuff. but it's nothing important anyway.

 

[Axver]

Play Hermit McDermitt, Khan.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

thanks

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Play Hermit McDermitt, Khan.

i do love this song though...but that one's good too.

 

[Dalton]

oh wow, that's a tough one...really offensive stuff usually makes me laugh the most, i think.

Well aren't you a saint.

I think I said something really offensive to Ax unintentionally. Does that count?

 

[Axver]

i do love this song though...but that one's good too.

Hermit McDermitt is the very definition of a quirky-in-a-good-way song. I'd play it if I weren't snippet-checking a U2 gig. I'm currently trying to figure out if Bono blurting out "dance, dance, take a chance" is a snippet of something or not.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Well aren't you a saint.

I think I said something really offensive to Ax unintentionally. Does that count?

ha, i can't help that i think tribute.wmv is hilarious. i know i'm gonna burn in hell.

i suppose it sorta counts, lol

 

[Axver]

Well aren't you a saint.

I think I said something really offensive to Ax unintentionally. Does that count?

Nah, it was less offensive and more disturbing.

Though I get the impression both offensive and disturbing are your specialties.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Hermit McDermitt is the very definition of a quirky-in-a-good-way song. I'd play it if I weren't snippet-checking a U2 gig. I'm currently trying to figure out if Bono blurting out "dance, dance, take a chance" is a snippet of something or not.

yes, this is true. and the video is hilarious. i tried googling it but i came up with a ton of hits.

 

[Dalton]

Nah, it was less offensive and more disturbing.

Though I get the impression both offensive and disturbing are your specialties.

Correction: intentionally offensive is my specialty. This was unintentional, so as in billiards we shall take it off the table.

 

[Dalton]

Khan, tell us what's wrong and we will corporately mock the perpetrator.

 

[Axver]

yes, this is true. and the video is hilarious. i tried googling it but i came up with a ton of hits.

Yeah, vague lines like that tend to result in a mass of hits that really don't tell you anything. I guess I'll just leave it.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Khan, tell us what's wrong and we will corporately mock the perpetrator.

oh god, i didn't mean to attract this much attention. i might make a vague livejournal post about it, but that's about all.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Yeah, vague lines like that tend to result in a mass of hits that really don't tell you anything. I guess I'll just leave it.

make up a song. call it dance dance (take a chance) by backstreet boys

 

[Dalton]

oh god, i didn't mean to attract this much attention. i might make a vague livejournal post about it, but that's about all.

Seriously, I've seen Goodfellas and Gangs of New York several times each. I'm a guy you want on your side.

 

[Dalton]

Plus I can do the major karate moves used at the end of Karate Kid 1 AND 2.

 

[Dalton]

Major Panic! You're Asian, what do YOU think about numbers.

 

[Gluey]

Happy Easter everyone!

 

[major_panic]

Khan, tell us what's wrong and we will corporately mock the perpetrator.

And I'll go Haast's Eagle on his / her ass. And we'll drown them in a sea of sarcasm.

You better believe me, I'm Asian stereotype #54.

 

[Axver]

make up a song. call it dance dance (take a chance) by backstreet boys

I've always been tempted to insert some really obscure bit of bullshit somewhere and see if anybody picks up on it. Like how apparently some dictionaries and encyclopaedias will include one fake definition to spot plagiarists.

 

[major_panic]

Major Panic! You're Asian, what do YOU think about numbers.

The normal Asian response is I want to marry them, or at least have an affair with them.

Otherwise, they're pretty cool. Except for 2. 2 sucks

 

[Axver]

And I'll go Haast's Eagle on his / her ass. And we'll drown them in a sea of sarcasm.

You better believe me, I'm Asian stereotype #54.

Oh yeah, you're just a walking, talking stereotype.

 

[major_panic]

I've always been tempted to insert some really obscure bit of bullshit somewhere and see if anybody picks up on it. Like how apparently some dictionaries and encyclopaedias will include one fake definition to spot plagiarists.

Bad / Ruby Tuesday (snippet) / Sympathy for the Devil (snippet) / 40 (snippet) / Tender is the Night (snippet).

 

[Axver]

Happy Easter everyone!

Oh yeah, it's Good Friday. Kinda slipped my mind. Happy Easter, everybody! And hi, gluey!

 

[Dalton]

The normal Asian response is I want to marry them, or at least have an affair with them.

Otherwise, they're pretty cool. Except for 2. 2 sucks

Really? 4 always kind of pisses me off.

 

[Axver]

Bad / Ruby Tuesday (snippet) / Sympathy for the Devil (snippet) / 40 (snippet) / Tender is the Night (snippet).

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

With Or Without You / Shine Like Stars (snippet) / Love Will Tear Us Apart (snippet) / Wide Open Road (snippet)

 

[Axver]

17 is the best number ever, people.

17

 

[major_panic]

Really? 4 always kind of pisses me off.

4's extremely unlucky if you're Chinese. I believe that in a lot of buildings in China, Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan etc, the 4th floor does not exist, in much the same way the 13th floor doesn't exist in some buildings in some Western countries.

Which reminds me,

 

[major_panic]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

With Or Without You / Shine Like Stars (snippet) / Love Will Tear Us Apart (snippet) / Wide Open Road (snippet)

Anything / Seabirds (snippet) =