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A. Get yer haircut if youve got nothing better to do, which im sure u shall.

Q. Why can't I be trusted?

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Oh and BG, Biltong is a South African Dish isnt it? Their cricket team is here and i hear their commentators mention it sometimes.
 
A: You haven't proven yourself trustworthy.

Q: Why don't clothing manufacturers make pants that are long wnough for a female that is 5'11"?
 
A. Lil, they do. You just have to beat the cross dressers to the stores, they are such clothes horses.

Q. Why can?t Chistopher Walken be ?Man of the Year??
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Originally posted by Klodomir:
Q: How many calories in a regular size Mars bar?
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A: About 275

Q: If you could have dinner with one person, living or dead, who would it be??
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A: It would be Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Q: How many angels can you fit on the head of a pin?
 
Originally posted by Kieran McConville:
A: It would be Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Q: How many angels can you fit on the head of a pin?
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A: As many as you damn well please.

Q: In South Park, the character Mr Hankey is what?
 
Originally posted by Kieran McConville:

A: As many as you damn well please.

Q: In South Park, the character Mr Hankey is what?
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A: (God, figures I come in here when this is the last question!!)
Mr. Hankey is er, the Christmas piece of shit.

Q: What am I wearing right now?

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Q: What am I wearing right now?[/B][/QUOTE]


A: If I knew that, I'd have to be (a) your neighbour and (b) rather creepy.

Q: Which famous American divorcee said 'you can never be too rich - or too thin' ?
 
A: If I knew that, I'd have to be (a) your neighbour and (b) rather creepy.

Q: Which famous American divorcee said 'you can never be too rich - or too thin' ?[/B][/QUOTE]


A: Wallis Simpson

Q: If you knew you were going to live to 110, what would you put off until tomorrow?
 
Originally posted by Kieran McConville:

Q: If you knew you were going to live to 110, what would you put off until tomorrow?
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A: Answering this question.


Q:Where have all the flowers gone?



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The joker is the best card.
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Originally posted by sharky:
Q: What's the name of that guy who sings that song? Ya know, that song with the music?
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A: His real name is Paul Hewson. But he goes by Bono!!!

Q: Who's gonna ride your wild horses???
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A: Bono in a cowboy suit

Q: What's yer favorite Slurpee flavor?

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~
 
A: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

Q: Did Van Morrison just say "fantabulous?"

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~
 
Q: Did Van Morrison just say "fantabulous?"

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A: Van Morrison is too much of a curmudgeon to ever utter a word like that. However, he may have invented it while drunk on the poetry of Yeats.

Q: There is a good reason why Christmas doesn't happen every day. What it it?
 
A: If XMas was every day, there'd be a gazillion Jesuses running around! How weird!

Q: What possesses people to drink ketchup?

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:


Q: What possesses people to drink ketchup?
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A. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!

Q. Why is my US shoe size different from my UK shoe size(Do my feet get bigger when I go across the pond)?

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Q. Why is my US shoe size different from my UK shoe size(Do my feet get bigger when I go across the pond)?

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A: Yes. In a little-known effect of the earth's gravitational fields, your feet do indeed get bigger when you cross the Atlantic. In a similar vein, there is a place in India where you will weigh less, thanks to a quirk of gravity.

Q: How many tears in a bottle of gin?
 
a: None , after a bottle of gin I can't sit up to cry in it

Q: why do you hate/not like me?

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"Everyone loves me
everyone thinks I'm georgeous
they wait for their turn to meet me..." - Me, 2001.
 
A: i dont really remember my previous life, sorry
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Q:how the hell does one stop thinking? have you ever tried to make your mind blank? it's impossible! someone please hit me over the head with a brick

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and everything you hoped would last
just always becomes the past
it hurts but...
 
Q:how the hell does one stop thinking? have you ever tried to make your mind blank? it's impossible! someone please hit me over the head with a brick

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A: Want to stop thinking? It's simple, really. Just stop the world, and then step off. Alternatively, drink yourself legless.

Q: Won't you please, knock me off my feet for a while?
 
A: sure
*kicks his feet out from under him*
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no really, I mean without being unconscious or completely plastered. it's impossible

Q: why was Edge so angry in the first Boston show (I really don't know, please tell me!)

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and everything you hoped would last
just always becomes the past
it hurts but...
 
Originally posted by BabyGrace:

Q: why was Edge so angry in the first Boston show (I really don't know, please tell me!)

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A: The official line is that Mr. The Edge was upset because of guitar problems during (I think) Until the End of the World (guitar not properly tuned, or wrong guitar). My version is that he was angry because he had failed in his lifelong ambition to become a banker.

Q: Some people think that Al Gore invented the Internet, but the truth is...
 
Q. Will you think of me next year each time you write the date?

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A: I will think of dear old Al, rotting away in his log cabin and eating puppy-dogs' tails while Tipper ghost-writes his memoirs.

Q: Did you see it all happen a long time ago? Did you smile, even then?
 
A: Not here. "You don't bring me flowers anymore......" Damn you Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond!

Q: What's the name of that guy who sings that song? Ya know, that song with the music?
 
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