answer a question, post a question - Page 10 - U2 Feedback

Go Back   U2 Feedback > Lypton Village > Lemonade Stand > Lemonade Stand Archive
Click Here to Login
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 12-27-2001, 04:29 PM   #136
ONE
love, blood, life
 
zonelistener's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: six convenient metro locations
Posts: 14,747
Local Time: 10:56 PM

A: Coke

Q: How is belly-button lint made?

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 12-27-2001).]
__________________

__________________
zonelistener is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 05:03 PM   #137
Mr. MacPhisto's Loo Cleaner
 
WildHonee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: THE SOUL
Posts: 6,870
Local Time: 10:56 PM
A: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

Q: Did Van Morrison just say "fantabulous?"

------------------
~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.


"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~
__________________

__________________
WildHonee is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 05:24 PM   #138
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 01:56 PM
Q: Did Van Morrison just say "fantabulous?"

[/B][/QUOTE]

A: Van Morrison is too much of a curmudgeon to ever utter a word like that. However, he may have invented it while drunk on the poetry of Yeats.

Q: There is a good reason why Christmas doesn't happen every day. What it it?
__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 05:29 PM   #139
Mr. MacPhisto's Loo Cleaner
 
WildHonee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: THE SOUL
Posts: 6,870
Local Time: 10:56 PM
A: If XMas was every day, there'd be a gazillion Jesuses running around! How weird!

Q: What possesses people to drink ketchup?

------------------
~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.


"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~
__________________
WildHonee is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 05:51 PM   #140
ONE
love, blood, life
 
zonelistener's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: six convenient metro locations
Posts: 14,747
Local Time: 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by WildHonee:


Q: What possesses people to drink ketchup?

A. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!

Q. Why is my US shoe size different from my UK shoe size(Do my feet get bigger when I go across the pond)?

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 12-27-2001).]
__________________
zonelistener is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 06:16 PM   #141
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 01:56 PM
Q. Why is my US shoe size different from my UK shoe size(Do my feet get bigger when I go across the pond)?

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 12-27-2001).][/B][/QUOTE]


A: Yes. In a little-known effect of the earth's gravitational fields, your feet do indeed get bigger when you cross the Atlantic. In a similar vein, there is a place in India where you will weigh less, thanks to a quirk of gravity.

Q: How many tears in a bottle of gin?
__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 06:25 PM   #142
War Child
 
Marko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Zagreb, Croatia
Posts: 739
Local Time: 04:56 AM
a: None , after a bottle of gin I can't sit up to cry in it

Q: why do you hate/not like me?

------------------
"Everyone loves me
everyone thinks I'm georgeous
they wait for their turn to meet me..." - Me, 2001.
__________________
Marko is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 06:32 PM   #143
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 01:56 PM
Q: why do you hate/not like me?

[/B][/QUOTE]

A: That's a leading question.

Q: When did you stop beating your wife?
__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 06:40 PM   #144
Refugee
 
BabyGrace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: even NJ loves NY
Posts: 2,095
Local Time: 10:56 PM
A: i dont really remember my previous life, sorry

Q:how the hell does one stop thinking? have you ever tried to make your mind blank? it's impossible! someone please hit me over the head with a brick

------------------
and everything you hoped would last
just always becomes the past
it hurts but...
__________________
BabyGrace is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 06:46 PM   #145
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 01:56 PM
Q:how the hell does one stop thinking? have you ever tried to make your mind blank? it's impossible! someone please hit me over the head with a brick

[/B][/QUOTE]

A: Want to stop thinking? It's simple, really. Just stop the world, and then step off. Alternatively, drink yourself legless.

Q: Won't you please, knock me off my feet for a while?
__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 08:58 PM   #146
Refugee
 
BabyGrace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: even NJ loves NY
Posts: 2,095
Local Time: 10:56 PM
A: sure
*kicks his feet out from under him*

no really, I mean without being unconscious or completely plastered. it's impossible

Q: why was Edge so angry in the first Boston show (I really don't know, please tell me!)

------------------
and everything you hoped would last
just always becomes the past
it hurts but...
__________________
BabyGrace is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 09:50 PM   #147
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BabyGrace:

Q: why was Edge so angry in the first Boston show (I really don't know, please tell me!)

[/B]
A: The official line is that Mr. The Edge was upset because of guitar problems during (I think) Until the End of the World (guitar not properly tuned, or wrong guitar). My version is that he was angry because he had failed in his lifelong ambition to become a banker.

Q: Some people think that Al Gore invented the Internet, but the truth is...

__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 10:04 PM   #148
She wore graaaapes
 
Like O2's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Slightly north of the Lone Star state
Posts: 1,800
Local Time: 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran McConville:
Q: Some people think that Al Gore invented the Internet, but the truth is...


A. He invented the log cabin.



Q. Will you think of me next year each time you write the date?


__________________
Like O2 is offline  
Old 12-27-2001, 11:06 PM   #149
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 01:56 PM

Q. Will you think of me next year each time you write the date?

[/B][/QUOTE]

A: I will think of dear old Al, rotting away in his log cabin and eating puppy-dogs' tails while Tipper ghost-writes his memoirs.

Q: Did you see it all happen a long time ago? Did you smile, even then?
__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 12-28-2001, 03:36 AM   #150
New Yorker
 
sharky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,637
Local Time: 10:56 PM
A: Not here. "You don't bring me flowers anymore......" Damn you Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond!

Q: What's the name of that guy who sings that song? Ya know, that song with the music?
__________________

__________________
sharky is offline  
 

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:56 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Design, images and all things inclusive copyright © Interference.com