^^ Sounds like me last year when I was waiting for my iPod to arrive. I kept checking the FedEx tracking page. "Ooooh, it's still in China, oooooh it's in LA now, oooooh it's *wherever* now"
^^^^ I have "Dream Out Loud" on the outside of my bedroom door, at the very top (and the rest of the door is bare). I cut the letters from a magazine, ransom-note style