Mrs. Edge
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
I couldn't decide if this would fit in better with Pleba or LS, but it's so funny, I thought the LS crowd would appreciate it....
We have this total nutbar woman who knits blankets for the cats here at the Humane Society (some of which we discovered had pubic hairs in them!). She is REALLY nuts, and writes us "letters" on a regular basis. Nothing she says makes any sense, it's in all capitals and isn't even legible, with words upside down on top of each other, and sentences that go around and around and around so you can't read a word she's saying...it gives you a headache trying to discern it. Today we could read a few sentences obsessing about university courses, the government, a "falsified medical profile" and she is "more than usually employable".
Today she sent us her lunch menu from a "ward" no idea where, ordering milk, chicken noodle soup, crackers, sweet pickles and canned peaches. She included photos of cats, and a shack with half the roof missing. She's like something in a murder/suspense thriller movie!
But this is the point of this thread...basically, she is OBSESSED with Lawrence Gowan (Gowan is a Canadian rock star who was famous in the 80s). And she is always writing to us about him, and today she said "Lawyers have blocked a potential marriage between me and Lawrence Gowan - Gowan refuses even my offer that we live together and get to know each other and try to agree on terms...lawyers are sticking their nose in the vaginal preference are able to marry without a psyciatrist's permission over 18 without my parents' permission I wrote letters extensively..."
and then it is totally scrambled and illegible except for "people are stupid" and "he can't spell worth beans" and "sociology degree"
YOWZA!!!! Poor Gowan!
I wonder if U2 ever has to deal with stuff like this......I think I'd better wash my hands after handling this letter!
We have this total nutbar woman who knits blankets for the cats here at the Humane Society (some of which we discovered had pubic hairs in them!). She is REALLY nuts, and writes us "letters" on a regular basis. Nothing she says makes any sense, it's in all capitals and isn't even legible, with words upside down on top of each other, and sentences that go around and around and around so you can't read a word she's saying...it gives you a headache trying to discern it. Today we could read a few sentences obsessing about university courses, the government, a "falsified medical profile" and she is "more than usually employable".
Today she sent us her lunch menu from a "ward" no idea where, ordering milk, chicken noodle soup, crackers, sweet pickles and canned peaches. She included photos of cats, and a shack with half the roof missing. She's like something in a murder/suspense thriller movie!
But this is the point of this thread...basically, she is OBSESSED with Lawrence Gowan (Gowan is a Canadian rock star who was famous in the 80s). And she is always writing to us about him, and today she said "Lawyers have blocked a potential marriage between me and Lawrence Gowan - Gowan refuses even my offer that we live together and get to know each other and try to agree on terms...lawyers are sticking their nose in the vaginal preference are able to marry without a psyciatrist's permission over 18 without my parents' permission I wrote letters extensively..."
and then it is totally scrambled and illegible except for "people are stupid" and "he can't spell worth beans" and "sociology degree"
YOWZA!!!! Poor Gowan!
I wonder if U2 ever has to deal with stuff like this......I think I'd better wash my hands after handling this letter!
i feel bad for her..
