And I can laugh about it now

[AcrobatMan]

And I can laugh about it now But I hated every minute - I was waiting for your email .

Christmas . 1998 I tried to call I just couldn't And your message was out of date So I left my voice on your machine

But you did not, did not respond OK

OK OK you've won

Almost Steve,
AcrobatMan

 

[AcrobatMan]

I had a good dream yesterday -

the best dream i ever had
..I stared into the void..

 

[Angela Harlem]

You're unusual.

 

[ZeroDude]

I like AcrobatMan, although Steve is much more revelant to my mood today

 

[A_Wanderer]

Well I only gave somebody an e-mail and I regret that and yet and I don't laugh about that yet.

 

[ZeroDude]

woah, dont regret anything, just pretend it wasn't you

 

[A_Wanderer]

Regret and pain are part of that tapestry that make up a life, I know that I can't be me without that.

 

[ZeroDude]

sounds depressing

 

[A_Wanderer]

Not particuarly, I have a lot of other joy and stuff to be very thankfull for.

 

[Angela Harlem]

southern comfort undoes most bad things, and makes you forget emails your wrote

 

[ZeroDude]

well it's alrite anyway

 

[A_Wanderer]

I got a bottle of Finlandia in front of me, 3 shots down sooths that headache I had today, of course not to excess this is some legit winding down saturday night 11:30 shots while watching firefly.

Edited to spelling mistakes possibly caused by the consumption of the vodka

 

[Angela Harlem]

is your finlandia icy cold?

 

[A_Wanderer]

Sitting in the freezer for a good 3 days now.

 

[Angela Harlem]

prime!

well done.

my southo is as warm as a ...something warm, but it doesnt really matter.

hmm. which reminds me i'm empty,
:woo:

 

[AcrobatMan]

Well reminds me of the times when I used to write emails to guys ( and girls too)...whom I met on a plane or train..because when they used to hand over that visting card ... and tell..." this is my visiting card."

I thought whatever they said they meant..

But now I understand .. times have changed ..I throw away the visiting card the moment I come out of airport or train station..

Because they dont mean a thing.

You know.

May be I was too stupid then

Howver my original post is not for these. Those are messages of Steve.. There are lot of fake Steves these day.. I am the messenger of original Steve..

 

[Angela Harlem]

This is another Benny & Joon thread.

"They're both called Steve. One with a ph and one with a v"

-Joon upon giving Sam 2 goldfish to replace his dead fish Steve.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Not, of course, to imply that you in anyway resemble a dead goldfish AcrobatSteve.

 

[ZeroDude]

Steve has given us so much only to take it away
He has told us things he didnt have to say
Why did he come here, i do not know
For love, For change, For us to grow?
Steve is the name upon the wind
Steve is the name upon our souls
Steve kicks the shit clean outta moles

STEVE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AcrobatMan]

Who are these Steves

Today I learned that the front man of the band THE CHURCH has Steve as its frontman


Damn it

 

[Angela Harlem]

lets play the steve game that jjj sometimes do.
whats it called again?
elements of steve or something,
thats not quite it either
hmm

there once was a giuy called steve
who knew he was my pet peeve
one day he said hun
i think dinner is done
and went on to eat and then leave

 

[AcrobatMan]

this is not funny

there are some typos..but i know why

 

[ZeroDude]

Steve lived in Jamaica
He wanted to see that could bake a
Cake to give to his mother
The enemy of his brother
Who danced all night, had a tremendous fright, so he schelduled a flight to get the hell back to Jamaica

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[ZeroDude]

thank you

 

[Angela Harlem]

there once was a guy who was called steve
who dropped and got down on his knees
he said "i am forsaken,
this cake i am bakin'
it resembles and smells like old peas"

 

[AcrobatMan]

Steve lives in England , he never lived in Jamaica

 

[Angela Harlem]

jamaica?
no, he went of his own accord.

 

[ZeroDude]

Steve got his his peas, from a pod
Which his wife, mistook for a cod
He had fish and peas, but his stomach was none too pleased
So he spurted them out, with some sizeable clout
And finished with a bottle of cider

 

[Kieran McConville]

special green smilie, shot of caisenema trying to get out of backseat.