An open letter to Zoomerang

[Sicy]

*barfs on thread

 

[Elvis Presley]

damn it, who started this shit!?!?!?!?

 

[Zoomerang96]

I have a crush on you Zoomerang96.

No, wait. THat's not what I MEAN. WHAt i mean is that I HAVE YOU in a crush. A cattle crush, one of those metal vices where they do the branding.

You want to be branded with the Nike logo don't you Zoomerang96? DON"T YOU!!!!!

why are you calling me Zoomerang96? WHY?!

 

[JessicaAnn]

ha, thanks! you might say i have a bit of a crush...

mancrush

 

[Doozer61]

i thought he had a crush on David