an open letter to elvis

[ouizy]

I was wondering.

I have printed out every thread you have ever posted and/or replied to and created a 'folder' on you. My assessment is as follows:

I feel like you are not comfortable in your skin. Not in a confused sexual deisgnation kind of way, but in a sign of your times kind of way.

You have beliefs that I feel are more in line with a year similar to wither 1927 or 1948 than that of 2003.

I may be wrong, but I know that I am not.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

as petrified as i am to have you as a stalker, i must say im mildly honoured.

 

[Elvis Presley]

i wonder why elvis has not responded to your open letter?

i wonder why why why why why

scratch and sniff

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why why why why

slowly walkin down the hall...faster than a cannonball. where were you while we were gettin high?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

youve probably never heard the song.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I actually heard it about 20 minutes ago.
XOXOXO

 

[cujo]

As a dog myself, I hope to one day be harrassed by the C.O. Dubya G.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why am i the only one who writes elvis open letters?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hey, I'm working on my own open letter to Elvis. It takes time, you know. It's hard to know what to say, you know what I mean?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i wrote mine in 10 minutes. im expecting yours to be much more aggressive and frightening than my subtle homoerotic gestures.