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Old 06-02-2004, 06:12 AM   #1
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Amway appreciation thread

That's right guys, I'm selling Amway now. It's the financial growth opportunity of the future. This thread is my way of brainwashing you into my cult. I hope you don't mind, because really, the rewards are enormous.

Share your appreciation for Amway here, or alternatively join me for a feel-good bonding seminar. We'll jump around and shit (not literally, haha).
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Old 06-02-2004, 06:14 AM   #2
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So, are you saved and stuff?
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Post some testimonials, please.

That will convince me, if Joan Collins from The Gold Coast can do it, so can I, right?

Right?????
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:22 AM   #4
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Joan Collins from the Gold Coast not only can do it, she DID do it! Boy, did she ever.

Joan wrote me this short testimonial shortly before her house and all her possessions were seized by ASIO:

"Dear Amway, I am now living the good life I've always dreamed about. It's so much fun!"
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:39 AM   #5
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Did they seize her Hyundai Sportswagon too?

You know you only need to sell $30,000AUD worth of that shit, or sign up a mere 143,216 people to get a car??????

And it's not a pyramid!!!!!!


*despite the fact that your sales ladder will closely resemble an ancient egyptian icon
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I could post testimonials. Bunch of fools with a garage full of boxes of shit nobody wants tricked by the only guy who's ever going to make any money. I've known young people who fall for the speeches and get suckered in, but right now I know a 50 year old who's doing it, he's fallen for every pyramid scheme there is and still believes he's destined to be a millionaire.
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Look out too, they are also going by another name. I can't think of it right now, but some jerk tried to get me involved telling me how rich I was going to get and I thought, sure, this sounds like Amway. I looked it up and found out it WAS Amway.

Does ANYBODY actually have a can of any of their stuff in your house?? I bet there's more people who have bought a bunch of band cleaner to help the high school band than this stuff.

Remember when they started the rumor that Proctor & Gamble was evil so you'd buy their stuff instead? How honest and religious of them is that? I really pity anyone who believes they will get rich this way.

Isn't door to door selling out now? How are they doing it, online scams now?
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If I get in early into your organization, Keiran, is there a chance I can be like a co-vice president of the pyramid?
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I don't even trust my boss when he tells me I could make more money
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They have Amway in Australia? Haha...I'm sorry to hear it. Their world headquarters is in this fairly small town in central Michigan. Very scary.

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Are John Travolta and Tom Cruise members?
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Bush and Kerry are members it's run underground by the Skull and Bones society!
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Aren't they Alticor now or something?

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Their world headquarters is in this fairly small town in central Michigan.
Ten minutes down the road from me. The founders go to my parent's church.
Scary indeed.
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Bush and Kerry are members it's run underground by the Skull and Bones society!
Actually, it's run by two gazillionaire Dutch CRC families whose names are on EVERYTHING in this city.

EDIT: and it's Alticor, not Amway anymore.
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