American Idol-Top Three Results
Were you among one of the 56 million votes that came in Tuesday night? Well, I have to admit I was. I just had to throw a few votes David C’s way. Yes, I am pro-snark and I vote. But will the few crumbs I threw towards Cookie be enough to keep him in the competition? We’ll soon find out.
Hey look! It’s Ramiele, Kristy Lee, Michael, Carly, Brooke...and Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Before we get to the rest of the night, Ryan introduces the judges. Simon please button up your shirt. Half of America has just eaten dinner.
It’s time for the group sing. The two Davids and Syesha sing “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now.” Well, I wouldn’t be so sure kids. David C looks like he just got done cleaning the garage. I love ya, Cookie, but you should dress up a little on results night. And could the dance moves be any cheesier? But hey, look at Randy and Paula get down with their bad selves!
After a commercial break, we get one of the last pimpmercials of the season. Singing “Heaven,” the contestants find out their future, which apparently includes appearing on an episode of “Cribs.”
Tuesday night’s performances were brought to you by the law firm of Cook and Cowell.
Sporting a new red hairdo and backed up by the Ikettes, Fantasia sings her single “For Me.” It’s all raw and gritty, and you just know the brigade of blondes in the mosh pit are seriously confused. And from the look on his face, so is Simon. Well, you always complain about lame cabaret, Si. This is not lame cabaret. It’s, well, I don’t know what it is.
Lil David A is summoned to Ryan’s side. We learn what David did when he went back to Murray, Utah. Um, where? He gets big hugs from the cheerleaders, which is far preferable to the swirlies he got from the jocks just a year ago. David has really grabbed the Hannah Montana fanbase, hasn’t he? Hey, I didn’t know Rollie Fingers got into politics.
Now it’s time for Syesha to join Ryan and share her hometown visit to Sarasota, Florida. Syesha, ever the politician, hugs some babies. She has a family reunion with the Mercado crew. And she gives a Miss America speech at her old high school. Wow, Mayor Luann is pistol!
Not only does David C join Ryan, so does his little bro, Andrew. It was Andrew who initially wanted to audition for AI but it is David who is going for Idol gold. And aren’t our lives better for it? David goes back to Blue Springs, Missouri, just outside of Kansas City, for his hometown visit. Wow, David can report the weather to me anytime. His surprise visit to his elementary school music teacher is quite sweet as are David’s school pictures. A fellow cheesehead drove 10 hours to cheer on David and David got to throw out a pitch at a Royals’ game.
Okay, I must be mellowing because I actually got teary-eyed watching everyone’s hometown visit. But who will duke it out next week? Well, it turns out the finale will feature a humdinger between the double Ds. David A and David C are, not surprisingly, the final two. Syesha sings her swan song but Broadway awaits.