American Idol-The Top Nine Results
Tuesday night the Idol wannabes sang the best of Dolly Parton. Wednesday night they learn their fate. But first Idol has to bore us with a bunch of filler. The judges are introduced. Simon has some nerve criticizing how others dress when he hasn’t met a gray sweater he doesn’t like. Paula is dressed like a slutty school secretary. And Randy is wearing Hot Topic for the Metamucil Set. But let’s get on with the show...
The contestants start off the results who by singing Dolly Parton’s hit “9 to 5,” complete with line dancing and boot scootin’. This group sing seemed like it lasted from 9 to 5. But I did enjoy the hoyay between David C and Michael. However, it might be a little too late buttering up the judges by serenading them.
After a brief glimpse of Tuesday night’s highlights, we get to the business of the results. Michael, wearing a Dolly T-shirt is safe as is David A. Carly joins Michael and David A on the sofa of safety.
Before we get to more results we have the time waster of the evening-the audience phone calls. What did we learn kids? Syesha misses her friends and family, but the Idol-ettes are her new friends so everyone else can suck it! David C wishes he was more organized. Randy want to work with this year’s winner, who may be a boy or girl. And I guess I was right about the hoyay between Michael and David C. They want to sing “Islands in the Stream” on the Idol Tour. Oh, Simon isn’t really into apologizing.
Remember “America’s Next Great Band?” (Crickets chirping). The Clark Brothers won that show and sing “This Little Heart of Mind.” Believe me everyone; you should be very happy that Light of Doom didn’t win that contest.
Now it’s time for the Ford pimpmercial. The contestants sing “It’s Tricky.” Sometimes it’s tricky for me to stay with this show just to get the results. But I did think the basketball theme was cute.
Finally, more results. After his health scare, David C doesn’t need another scare. He is safe. Ramiele is not safe, and she takes a seat on a Bedpan of Destiny. It’s a good thing Kristy Lee has her bottom three permission slip because that’s where she’s heading.
Before we get to more results we find out how Nashville is treating former Idol contestants. Bucky Covington has found success on the country charts. Phil Stacey has an album coming out. And despite some health problems, Bo Bice continues to make music.
What’s this? More results? Syesha joins the others on the Sofa of Safety. That means Brooke and Jason could join Ramiele and Kristy Lee in the bottom three. In an Idol first, Brooke takes a Bedpan of Destiny. Jason is safe.
But before we can find out who is leaving us, we have some other business to take care of. We get more info on “Idol Gives Back.” Despite my cold, black heart I got a bit misty-eyed when the two Ethiopian sisters were reunited.
Now Dolly Parton sings “Jesus and Gravity” from her latest album. She really shows the contestants how it’s done. Though I’m not feeling the song, I have nothing but respect for her long-lasting career. The Idol winner should hope to have a third of Dolly’s success.
Well, it’s about time. We finally found out who is getting the Idol boot. Ramiele, Kristy Lee and Brooke join Ryan on the Idol Seal of Doom. Wow, Ramiele is really, really short! Brooke and Kristy Lee are safe. Miss Malubay has to go bye-bye! Aww, Ramiele. I first noticed you at your audition. You thrilled me when you sang “You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me.” But because she couldn’t live up to those two things, I couldn’t remain a fan. May Ramiele gain more experience and stage skills on tour. She’s going to need them.
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Jason. I hope it's Michael. 
