AI Elimination Night-Now We Have the Lucky Seven
Okay, I laughed my ass off when Ryan called Simon the “King of Queens.” Oooh, I just love the hoyay between Simon and Ryan. I just wish those two would make out and get it over with.
Loved, loved, LOVED the Queen song medley the contestants sang along with the scenes from their “journey” to AI. I’m so glad I taped this so I can see it again and again. I smiled throughout the entire thing. Seriously. I need help.
As for the Ford pimpmercial. Yes, golfers actually dress that badly. You wouldn’t believe the fashion faux pas I have seen at my parents’ country club. Eeesh.
I really liked the “messages from home” segment. Taylor’s bandmates are a hoot. And I think his fish, Ray and Lamont (love those names) have more personality than Chris.
I love Elliott’s mom!!! Can she adopt me as her shiksa daughter?
What the hell is Elliott doing in the bottom three? He’s such an amazing performer and according to what I’m reading on the more intelligent websites, has a huge following. I throw a majority of my votes at Taylor, but I also send some Elliott’s way and his line is usually busy. What gives?
I don’t know what gave me a more serious case of the willies, Ace’s skuzzy, hairy armpits (manscaping, look into it) or the thought that Paris wanted to be a gynecologist. Can you imagine listening to her squeaky speaking voice while she’s poking around in your nether regions? I think I just threw up into my mouth.
But I digress…
However, it’s Bucky who is leaving us. I’ll miss you Bucky. You’re a genuine, good person and a gentlemen. Sadly, you’re not American Idol material. Good luck in whatever you do. Some local DJs were discussing Bucky’s elimination. They called him a dirt bag. Gee, nice. Bucky may not be Cary Grant, but he’s not Kid Rock or Fred Durst either. It’s not like he has to wear a Roach Motel around his neck.
And I'm not sure, but I think the contestants will be singing American standards, not music from Rod Stewart's original tunes. We'll find out next week.