AI-Elvis Has Entered the Building
The Final Four go to Graceland and meet The Joker, oops, I mean Priscilla Presley.
Taylor (Jailhouse Rock)-What a wonderful way to start the show. I’m still smiling. Once again, Taylor completely uplifts my spirits with his joy of performing and fabulous vocals. Fuck you, Simon. It was not karaoke. Taylor was having fun. And if Taylor is having fun, then I’m having fun.
Chris (Suspicious Minds)-Chris puts our minds at ease, letting us know that he wears boxer briefs. I don’t give a crap one way or another. Not being able to find a Nickelback version of “Love Me Tender,” Chris bores me with this song. Instead, I watched my new kitty bat around one of his toys.
Elliott (If I Can Dream)-I was hoping Elliott would get the pimp spot (I was thrilled when Taylor got it last week), but I have to deal with him going third. Looking very handsome in his suit, Elliott really delivers this song with a wondefully soulful, gospel like vibe. Beautifully done. This song may not be as well known as other Elvis songs, but it should be. Elliott should be so proud of himself. The judges, including Simon, give him glowing comments. Did I just fall into a parallel universe?
Katharine (Hound Dog/All Shook Up)-Kat McPhee? Tommy Mottola’s next wife? Kat brings back the dorky theater geek vibe that caught my eye ages ago and has so much fun with this song. There were a few rank notes, but I really enjoyed her high-energy performance. But, oops, she did mess up on some lyrics? Why was Simon so pissy with his critique? Did Kat rebuff his advances?
Taylor (In The Ghetto)-Perfect song choice for my favorite guy. Thank goodness Taylor has the maturity and intelligence to handle this song properly; it’s a pretty serious song and it can’t be song with a pageant contestant smile (Kat, I’m looking in your direction). Taylor’s voice was top notch. Amazing! AMAZING!!! Simon was actually complimentary. Color me shocked.
Chris (A Little Less Conversation)-Is he losing his voice? I guess that’s what you get when you Creed the shit out of your throat instead of singing from your diaphragm. My new kitty enjoyed playing with the tassels on one of my couch pillows.
Elliott (Trouble)-This song made me want to get up and do a bump and grind. I just love this miracle known as Elliott. I’m so glad this sweet, shy guy audtioned for AI and is getting the recognition he deserves. He sung this song wonderfully and he was quite sexy in the process. As much as I love Taylor (no, really), I really think it was Elliott’s night (and I have an inkling, Taylor would be so proud of his BFF). And how adorable is Mamaleh Yamin?
Katharine (Can’t Help Fall In Love)-Maybe I’m stupid, but perhaps this song should be sung with a wistful longing. What was up with the pageant smile? Her performance was so plastic and the vocals were so meh. I heard some pretty rank notes.
Favorites of the night-Taylor and Elliott (everyone faints dead away from shock).
Should go: Chris-because watching my new kitten chase his tail is more interesting.
Will go: Kat
Then again, how knows who will go. Between AI and my stupid job, I’m going to end up with an ulcer.