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Old 03-13-2006, 01:34 PM   #1
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American Cheese, WTF?

Are you out of your minds? Who the hell nvented the term "American Cheese" for a thin slice of pre-processed bullshit?

They're Kraft Singles, Disgusting Squares, whatever you want to call them, but I'm curious as to when this 'American Cheese' became named so. I mean, there's a point where a brand name takes over for the proper name of a consumer good, such is the case with Kleenex. But who got the great idea of taking Kraft Singles and calling them American Cheese?

Also, why has this item not been patriotized to Freedom Cheese?





EDIT: Also, if you're south of the Mason-Dixon line, please explain to me why your favourite salad dressing is most likely Ranch. This is a mystery to me.
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get over it. and if you keep complaining, we'll bomb Canada.


ps. ranch is the new ketchup.
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:37 PM   #3
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get over it. and if you keep complaining, we'll bomb Canada.
You're currently spread so thin enforcing freedom around the world, we could probably make our way down to burn your capitol buildings again with a few Mounties and a dogsled.
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Any cheese that maintains the contours of the plastic sheeting is suspect
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You're currently spread so thin enforcing freedom around the world, we could probably make our way down to burn your capitol buildings again with a few Mounties and a dogsled.


I for one am ashamed to have that processed crap named after our country.
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yeah...it's pretty disgusting...I would much rather not have processed cheese represent America
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It doesn't make much difference whether you take the plastic wrapping off the slice or not, tastes the same.
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have you had it with the plastic on?
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But Kraft Singles are good for you! The obnoxious little child on TV says so!

I hate that little girl.
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have you had it with the plastic on?
I have!!!! It's omg so good!







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Re: American Cheese, WTF?

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Originally posted by Canadiens1160
Are you out of your minds? Who the hell nvented the term "American Cheese" for a thin slice of pre-processed bullshit?

They're Kraft Singles, Disgusting Squares, whatever you want to call them, but I'm curious as to when this 'American Cheese' became named so. I mean, there's a point where a brand name takes over for the proper name of a consumer good, such is the case with Kleenex. But who got the great idea of taking Kraft Singles and calling them American Cheese?

Also, why has this item not been patriotized to Freedom Cheese?





EDIT: Also, if you're south of the Mason-Dixon line, please explain to me why your favourite salad dressing is most likely Ranch. This is a mystery to me.
Up your's.

You took a piece of ham and called it "Canadian Bacon."

It's fucking ham.
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To be fair, we call it either 'peameal bacon' or 'back bacon', not 'Canadian bacon'. That's something you yanks have done.


As for 'American Cheese', I think its a fitting name... its overprocessed, low-quality swill for the consumption of the masses: just like everything else made in the good ol' US of A.
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usa rules
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To be fair, we call it either 'peameal bacon' or 'back bacon', not 'Canadian bacon'. That's something you yanks have done.


As for 'American Cheese', I think its a fitting name... its overprocessed, low-quality swill for the consumption of the masses: just like everything else made in the good ol' US of A.
Oh, we did it.

It's fucking ham.

And where's "Canadian Cheese"?

Did you even try to make you own cheese?
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