American Beer

[Basstrap]

What tame stuff is that?

Most of it is 3-3.5% as opposed to the canadian 5% minimun, unless its 'light' in which case its 4%.

Yeah, I'm a whinny bitch...so whatchya gonna do?

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I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[U2Bama]

I like it!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Basstrap:
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Yeah, I'm a whinny bitch...so whatchya gonna do?

Hook you up to an IV dripping with the weakest American Beer there is known to man.

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Let's pretend, happy end

 

[Basstrap]

I'd rather not do that, actually. I could get a buzz faster if a drank 4 or 5 Molson.

 

[TheU2]

Originally posted by Basstrap


I'd rather not do that, actually. I could get a buzz faster if a drank 4 or 5 Molson.

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Let's pretend, happy end

Is it true that you can substitute the word "redneck" in a joke for the word "newfie" and the joke's meaning isn't lost?

Lets test that theory:

1. "You Might Be A Redneck If Your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches."

"You Might Be A Newfie If Your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches."

Yeah, that works. Lets try another. This is fun!!

2. "You Might Be A Redneck If You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink. "

"You Might Be A Redneck If You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink. "

Yeah, that works as well. Well, I'll be!! I'd venture to say Bama and Basstrap might be cousins. There is another joke in there, but I must get back to work.

You had me at hello,

CK

 

[Basstrap]

I'd just like to go on record for saying that I resent being refered to as a redneck.
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