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Old 01-22-2003, 06:15 PM   #16
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Old 01-22-2003, 06:17 PM   #17
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Does the soon to be Mrs. Ouizy know of these airline policies?

*edit to add

OMFC Sicy that is so funny

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Old 01-22-2003, 06:20 PM   #18
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airlines do suck ass,

i like priceline though usually, got a ticket from Louisville to Philly to Amsterdam for 500 bones round trip...


not too shabby
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The planes will be navy blue with tan leather interior, the flight attendants will all be female, dress like Geisha Girls, and be multi lingual. Smoking is allowed in all bathrooms. Shots will be served on demand by the "shooter girl" wearing two holsters, one holding tequila, one holding 7UP. Passengers will be strip searched when I deem necessary and the back 1/3 of the plane will be one giant bed (lots of pillows)
I can't wait for the promotional bumper sticker - If this plane's a rockin', don't come a knockin'
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Old 01-22-2003, 07:06 PM   #20
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Sicy - I love it!
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Old 01-22-2003, 07:15 PM   #21
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Yay


you should put it in your sig
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Send the shooter girl over make room on the giant bed...I'm flying Ouizyair!


Sicy...brilliant as usual

edited to say... I don't want to get on the giant bed WITH the shooter girl...I just want a drink before I settle in for the flight
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you know that where there is a giant bed and booze there will be the Cajun
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This is hilarious!!

(I don't see London on the destinations list )

I think it is just what the airlines need! Plus all that U2 on the radio
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Old 01-22-2003, 11:45 PM   #25
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try jetblue. in january they had ny to vegas ninety-nine round trip...my brother flies out from ny to visit me in vegas at least twice a year. he always flies jetblue and chooses flights that arrive and depart at the mosy ungodly of hours...and if this cheapskate can afford it, i'm sure you can, too...also jetblue's 'snack' packaging is great...it looks mysterious on the outside, but inside it is full of treasures...
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Old 01-23-2003, 12:37 AM   #27
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Old 01-23-2003, 12:37 AM   #28
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Ouizy. I need a ticket to Tokyo on March 16th. I then need a ticket from Tokyo to Sydney on July 15th. I then need a ticket from Sydney to Seattle on August 20th.

Can you hook it up or what? You best belive I needs to see me some U2 when flyign across the damn Pacific.
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Old 01-23-2003, 02:06 AM   #29
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this does sound like one kick ass airline and those photos are priceless. I'm really glad to hear that the hall of fame exibit will be open for so long, I might just have to make a road trip this summer (I live all the way in southern california). I've always wanted to go on a road trip and maybe this will finally motivate me to go.
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Old 01-23-2003, 10:51 AM   #30
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Notiti:

As you can see OUIZYAIR does not currently fly to Seattle, but as I like your prose, I will fly a special NOTITI2003 PACIFICPARTY CHARTER to meet your needs. I feel like we may need a little extra party lighting for these flights.

As for Jetblue I have actually flown them from NY to Oakland (?!?) and liked it although I could not figure out whether it was a slick flight or actually very very ghetto. In any event, I would fly them again, but that $99.00 flight thing is a load of crap. When all was said and done, for what I need all the major airlines were cheaper.

What is also working against me is the weekend I am going to Vegas is:

1. Valentines Day
2. President's Day
3. A friggin Magic Convention

Now don't get me wrong, I like magic as much as the next Joe, but I fear seeing the strip with more freaks than are already there...

Happy Thursday.
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