Varitek
Blue Crack Addict
ian you have to see my above link and the response. gold.
ian you have to see my above link and the response. gold.
Vampires and baseball are to blame.this thread is seriously dragging.
i don't know which thread to post in anymore.
Ha, I bet you've got nothing on me.Back. Just did the biggest grocery shop of my life.
Ha, I bet you've got nothing on me.
Though that reminds me. Last time I was at Wal-Mart, I was sitting out front waiting on the bus (yes, I do public transport) and there was a man and woman with FOUR carts FULL of groceries. Plus one cart full of sodas, and one full of water.
Of course, this drew attention from everyone around. It turned out they owned a towboat with six crewmembers, and they had to purchase a month's worth of groceries all at once for them.
OH MY GOD HOLD ON TIGHT BECAUSE THIS IS SO AWESOME. "Okay, now, this? Is gettin' borin'," announces Dawn. She flounces out of bed and jerks on a robe and underwear. "Believe it or not, Jason, the world does not revolve around your dick." SING IT, GIRL. EMBROIDER IT ON A PILLOW. "Where you goin'?" calls Jason. "TO GET A CIGARETTE!" bawls Dawn, and--I can't really describe it, it's just the ugliest, shrillest, realest tone of voice. It's almost fantastic enough to distract you from the sight of Jason flinging away the now-unwanted used condom (EW HBO, WTF, SERIOUSLY). Also, apparently Dawn smokes bullets, because now she's pointing a gun straight at him. Jason giggles, because he has NO IDEA. "You do not own me, Jason Stackhouse," she declares. "If I want you outta my house, you better get your sorry ass outta here." "I ain't goin' nowhere--" "Oh yes you are." BANG! I am telling you, you have never seen a man scramble as fast as Jason at this moment. "You are obnoxious and full of yourself and DUMBER THAN A BOX A' HAIR. AND NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP?" Oh my shit it's too awesome I can't stand it. "You're fuckin' crazy," gasps Jason. "You bet your sweet ass I am. Now get THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!" "Lemme get my pants on," flails Jason. "Maybe I don't feel like waitin'!" BANG!
yes.
her reply i can just retype:
"oh, i didn't know that."
Hey Serena.
Got a great tram photo unexpectedly just after lunch that I think would make a great signature. Going to upload it now.
Hey Axver.
Cool. Can't wait to see that.
I was so nerdily excited. Only Z3 and B2 trams run on my route, and suddenly I see this D1 coming towards me on a driver training run. Can't believe how good my spur-of-the-moment, not-really-looking photo turned out.
Isn't that why we alllovehate you?
Precisely.
And now I'm going to inflict the photo on all of you.
Two hours ago in Melville Road: