bonosloveslave said:
We have the Aqua Teens on DVD - I'm still not sure about that show but my hubby loves it...
I want the DVDs...oh, man, I love that show. Meatwad is the best.
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"A car cannot be killed. It was murdered....by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive." -Master Shake
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Shake: "Look at him and tell me there's a God."
Meatwad: "He made me in his own image."
Shake: "Oh yeah, that's right! God's a big meatball, I forgot!"
Meatwad: "He is."
Shake: "Does he stink like you?"
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"And then he shouted that my astronauts were living together in sin, and they deserved to be mulched." -Meatwad
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"You don't own space, so stop acting like you do." -Master Shake
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"Real dolls cost money, and I'd just rather use the unlimited power of my imagination...'cause I ain't got no damn money." -Meatwad
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"Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!" -Master Shake
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"Please do not insult what little intelligence I have." -Meatwad
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"Why don't you marry the vortex if you love it so much?" -Master Shake
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"Hell yeah, I'm a dirty white boy!" -Meatwad
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"Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?" -Meatwad
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Shake: "Why don't you go check the gutters?"
Frylock: "Why would it be up in the gutters, Shake?"
Shake: "That's where your DVD burner ended up when it decided not to work."
Frylock: "Oh, I damn sure better not find that up there!"
Shake: "Well, that's the last place I remember chucking it."
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Shake: "I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you!"
Meatwad: Well, I'm in business. *under his breath* Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business...up your butt. *sees Shake with a baseball bat* Did you hear me say that?
Shake: "You're looking to expand your business?"
Meatwad: *runs away* "Business is closed!"
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"Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided...you're pissin' me off." -Carl
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"I got rid of my teeth at a young age because...I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them." -Master Shake
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"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that." -Ol' Drippy
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"I wanna meet the captain and go get sexy with him...whatever that means." -Meatwad
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Meatwad: "It's all starting to add up now, isn't it? The levitation, the evil book reading, them cream cookies you always eating. You a damn witch!"
Frylock: "Oh yeah? Well, whatcha gonna do about it?"
Meatwad: "Eat pizza. Pizza time, pizza time!"
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Frylock: "They wore pantaloons back in those days."
Meatwad: "Shoot, boy. You'd get killed wearing that in my hood."