Adelaide, Australia Superthread

[LemonMelon]

Fuck, we could've saved ourselves hours of discussion by just using that smiley.

 

[the tourist]

You should have seen my original 5 replies. One was "I"m old, I probably fucked her before she died" but that was over the top even for me.

I really thought you were gonna write, "Yeah, it was my cock that killed her."

 

[LMP]

I'm not trying to steal her away from her boyfriend. I just need to tell her how I feel. It is really important to me that she knows.

How does it help you in the long-term? Or even the short-term? This never ends well.

 

[Dalton]

youtube link please

we best get embedded youtube vids on the shmancy new forum

hey mia
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I can't find it anywhere. Essentially it is a commercial where they will give you a free tea if you do a touchdown dance on camera. They show a few guys and a woman do a dance, but then they show a Hassidic Jew drop the ball and look around. You probably wouldn't notice it, but its weird.

 

[No spoken words]

i'm just sayin, that's pretty fuckin selfish of you. let her be.

What would happen to Screw-Maloo if he tried talking to some trick like that on Rage Ave?

 

[the tourist]

Awesome movie.

Love seeing Kiefer Sutherland as a dick in everything he did before 24. That's the equivalent of Lance becoming a badass in 2 years.

I keed, I keed.

And what, pray tell, is wrong with Stand By Me?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Fuck, we could've saved ourselves hours of discussion by just using that smiley.

that's why they pay me the big bucks...

 

[LMP]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with Stand By Me?

There's nothing wrong with it, but what does he play? The bully.

 

[No spoken words]

I heard a comedian at a roast say to Kiefer:

"Hey Kiefer, I have a great idea for a new season of 24. You have 24 hours to figure out what the fuck happened to your movie career".

 

[the tourist]

There's nothing wrong with it, but what does he play? The bully.

But that's what he plays in 24.

 

[redhotswami]

What would happen to Screw-Maloo if he tried talking to some trick like that on Rage Ave?

he'll get served like 2 scoops of chocolate

 

[Dalton]

But that's what he plays in 24.

No, bullies are scared to act when it counts. Jack stabs people in the knee.

 

[LMP]

But that's what he plays in 24.

Axver, is that you?

 

[the tourist]

he'll get served like 2 scoops of chocolate

Is there some sort of innuendo going on here?

 

[redhotswami]

Is there some sort of innuendo going on here?

still thinking about poop?

 

[No spoken words]

he'll get served like 2 scoops of chocolate

Holla.

 

[the tourist]

Axver, is that you?

I fucking love 24, for the record. One of my favourite Bauer moments? Biting out the terrorist's neck (after pulling the EKG hookup off himself to make them think he was dead). When it happened, as my Bauer-Power-Hour team watched with all of our legs shaking nervously, I yelled, "He just Hannibal Lecter'd that motherfucker!"

 

[redhotswami]

oh and hi to everyone who said hi to me!

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

I already have a soulmate , I think: well at least for 25 years but we are complete opposites.

 

[No spoken words]

Poop is the greatest of all palindromes.

 

[the tourist]

still thinking about poop?

Poop is hot. Not cold. Unless it covered in snow.

 

[Varitek]

there is a Sugar Tit in Kentucky AND South Carolina, folks.

 

[Dalton]

Axver, is that you?

No, that's a large cotton ball.

 

[the tourist]

Poop is the greatest of all palindromes.

Boob is just as good.

 

[Screwtape2]

I know you all think I am being selfish but I am really do this for the both of us. She does deserve to know. Anyone deserves to know when they are cared for.

 

[LMP]

I fucking love 24, for the record. One of my favourite Bauer moments? Biting out the terrorist's neck (after pulling the EKG hookup off himself to make them think he was dead). When it happened, as my Bauer-Power-Hour team watched with all of our legs shaking nervously, I yelled, "He just Hannibal Lecter'd that motherfucker!"

One of my faves as well.

I also love Kim getting caught in a bear trap, then being rescued by Johnny Drama for 2 episodes. Even for 24, that's fucking insane.

I hope Jack in Africa will be as exciting as Shaft in Africa sounds.

 

[phillyfan26]

I know you all think I am being selfish but I am really do this for the both of us. She does deserve to know. Anyone deserves to know when they are cared for.

She does not deserve to know. You're flat out wrong, there's no other way of trying to explain it to you. You're wrong.

 

[Dalton]

Poop is the greatest of all palindromes.

racecar

 

[RavenBlue]

I canna keep up with this thread laddie

 

[the tourist]

One of my faves as well.

I also love Kim getting caught in a bear trap, then being rescued by Johnny Drama for 2 episodes. Even for 24, that's fucking insane.

I hope Jack in Africa will be as exciting as Shaft in Africa sounds.

Are you talking about that guy who lost his leg?