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Old 05-08-2008, 09:26 AM   #316
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Wait, wait. BONNIE WASN'T JOKING?!

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Righto, you're getting the metlink keyring AND 'roo balls.
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Oh no - I had an awesome dream. I don't know how to explain most of it to you guys, since it involved me going back in time to the late 80s to visit my cousins (which for some reason lived in an insanely large mansion with a lot of underground toilets, an enormous backyard, and dozens of rooms. However, it seemed to be only one storey).

But, the part of the dream you'd find interesting is that U2 were at the mansion, all Lovetown era. I think they were just invited as anyone else would have been. They generally stuck together, though we stood on a large aquaduct like monument in the backyard and sang Ticket to Ride, arms in arms. I am not sure what made me dream this, but it was certainly a good experience at the time.

There were similar parts of the dream that I recall vividly, too.
Wow, that's pretty cool.

Mine involved a co-worker of mine building a still out of cardboard, blu-tack, and big glass bottles.
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Could be worse. He could've been raped by a wallaby and been left speaking Australian.
You mean a wombat? Or are the wallabies getting in on that racket too...?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-predator-Seal's-sex-attack-on-penguin.html

I especially enjoy this part

My favourite is the poorly phrased first paragraph. I've included a line break to indicate how I read it:

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The Antarctic fur seal was observed by

South African scientists attempting to have sex with the king penguin on Marion Island, in the sub-Antarctic region.
That must be one attractive penguin, if both seals and scientists want its body!
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Also, bono_212 ... who is that dancing in your sig?
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You mean a wombat? Or are the wallabies getting in on that racket too...?
Oh yes, wombat. I blame the sleep deprivation.

Wallaby sounds too realistic, doesn't it? I mean, Phil Waugh looks like he should be locked up ...
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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My favourite is the poorly phrased first paragraph. I've included a line break to indicate how I read it:
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Editing FTW, people.
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Re: Seal/Penguin sex

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Youch, that penguins fate is /Sealed/. Not the kind of thing I like to /Sea lion/ around the beach.
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When I first read this I was thinking of the singer Seal.
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I hate to say this, but the headline immediately conjured up an image of a battle-hardened commando violating a penguin in the worst way.
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I tried to think of a clever line. But what can you say about a seal ***** a penguin?
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Whatever... Like that penguin didn't know EXACTLY what was going to happen going out dressed like that.
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"The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner"
So am I, but it's never driven me to rape a penguin.
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Why on earth would you assault a male penguin, when you have Heidi Klum at home? Seal, you bastard sob.
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Penguin better watch his back before he drops the soap again. Bubba seal don't waste no opportunities.
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It's Clarence Clemons in my sig, Sax. player from Springsteen's E Street Band.

It's from the video for dancing in the dark. It's pretty much the most ridiculous thing ever, made even more ridiculous by a sketch from SNL, that I will now go track down.
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Righto, you're getting the metlink keyring AND 'roo balls.
I don't know whether to or !
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Also, fuck it. The decision about whether to heat up taco stuff was taken out of my hands by our new rule of "whoever cooks, puts away/throws out excess food afterwards"... the cook went to bed and the kitchen is devoid of easily obtained leftovers.

I'm rather pissed off, I was looking forward to scavenging some avocado at least...
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I don't know whether to or !
Have you ever been in one of those tacky souvenir shops? They are a GOLD MINE.
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Re: Seal/Penguin sex

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Have you ever been in one of those tacky souvenir shops? They are a GOLD MINE.
Ah, so it seems my decision not to go into tacky shops was a wise one ...
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Seal is a pretty good ringer.
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