acceptance address

[pub crawler]

no.

 

[Zoomerang96]

no.

 

[pub crawler]

 

[lmjhitman]

Oooh! Will you send me a soggy hot dog by e-mail? Sounds tempting!

Wait! Just half a soggy hot dog? HALF????

 

[Zoomerang96]

yeah. i'm gonna eat the other half - at the same time. then our lips will meet halfway for a weinerlicious kiss.

come to me.

 

[lmjhitman]

yeah. i'm gonna eat the other half - at the same time. then our lips will meet halfway for a weinerlicious kiss.

come to me.

You sir, are an EXPERT at the courtship.

weinerlicious...

 

[pub crawler]

he's also diseased.

 

[Zoomerang96]

my training has come through a variety of field experiences.

1) wearing a suit to work 5 days a week

2) yielding to noone but to the absolute powers that be, meaning the czar, his wife, and children - specifically the heir.

3) wearing a livestrong wrist thing.

4) going to europe for the third time in four and a half years.

5) spoiling women with gifts with the hope and perhaps false expectation of having the kindness returned in the form of love.

but most importantly, i am incredibly good looking, smooth in carachter, and not at all manipulative...

 

[lmjhitman]

but most importantly, i am incredibly good looking, smooth in carachter, and not at all manipulative...

Ah, so it seems many have partaken of the soggy hot dog with you?

 

[Zoomerang96]

no. that's just the problem. girls don't like a guy with endless dandruff, a terrible sweating problem, and boasts about being financially unstable,

just start doing as i say, ok?

i think you'll like me if you let me happen to you.

 

[lmjhitman]

no. that's just the problem. girls don't like a guy with endless dandruff, a terrible sweating problem, and boasts about being financially unstable,

i can't imagine why...

just start doing as i say, ok?

unyielding indeed

i think you'll like me if you let me happen to you.

So the soggy hot dog is just the beginning???

 

[Doozer61]

i think its always soggy

 

[lmjhitman]

 

[Zoomerang96]

hi there.

 

[lmjhitman]

Hey, where have you been? "Polishing your award"?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you lost me at "thank you".

 

[Calluna]

I'm extremely hurt and offended that you didn't thank me in your acceptance speech. After all I've done for you! How many other little people have you stepped on on your way to the top, Zoomerang96?? How many???

 

[Kieran McConville]

That was an interesting acceptance speech, Zoomerang96. It's all lies of course, but still, interesting.

Or, as one might say, not uninteresting.

 

[Evalicious]

(deathbear smiles in acknowledgement of his completely unique and brilliant boner)

Well there´s something you don´t see every night!

 

[Calluna]

Re: Re: acceptance address

Well there´s something you don´t see every night!

If you're deathbear you probably do see it every night, sometimes more than once!

 

[Evalicious]

Well, it´s a good thing i don´t have to worry about bear anymore!

Chizip proposed to me!!!

Finally!



calluna, you can be my maid of honor
kieran can come as well

 

[Calluna]

No, I will boycott the wedding in protest! You should marry bear! Since my cousin can't do it you have to!

 

[Zoomerang96]

i have to agree with calluna on this one.

as for the other allegations.

all i have to say is

tee kay uh OH!

~grrr tiger

 

[Evalicious]

But he proposed in his journal, isn´t that the most romantic
thing

He promised our wedding would be like donald trump and whatsherface had, only we would have more BLING at our wedding!




Ok then calluna, i guess im gonna have to ask kieran to be my
maid of honor, i heard he was female


This is the happiest day of my life! a new destination and a new location

 

[Kieran McConville]

Yeah eva, with the Donald Trump, I believe the wife's name is Mrs Trump. Just so you know.

 

[Zoomerang96]

eva, just how many "boytriends", "firances", and "husbands" have you had since you started posting here?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Why are you questioning Eva's virginity and purity of purpose, Zoomerang06!!!

WWHY????!!! WHY ARE YOU???!!

TELL US WHY?? HOW do you SLEEP!!!

 

[Evalicious]

eva, just how many "boytriends", "firances", and "husbands" have you had since you started posting here?

I had lots and lots of "boytriends" "firances" and "husbands" even before i started posting here