AARGH!! I was really looking forward to reading THIS book! I'm HOPPIN mad!

[Gina Marie]

OK everyone-get out your tissues-Justin Timberlake was supposed to write a 'novel', but it got cancelled, because he didn't have the time to do a publicity tour...(yeah, right-he probably just couldn't put 2 words together)

He was going to be paid 'seven figures' for it *God help actual struggling WRITERS*

*guess I'll have to go back to reading Dickens or something*

 

[Whortense]

well, now i can see a little resemblance between ryan phillippe and justin timberlake. but it's not enough that i simultaneous associate one with the other.

and he was supposed to write a novel???!! i hope his attempted manuscripts are forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of gophahmet, whore of betrayal, until it bursts from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile.

gao

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Gina Marie]

Yes, and it was going to be called 'Inside Drive: A Novel Of Basketball, Life, and Love'

HUH????

Suddenly Danielle Steele looks like a literary genius...