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Old 02-15-2007, 04:10 PM   #1
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A warm torrent of water to wash your ass

So apparently we're finally getting some of those neat-o Japanese toilet innovations in North America.

So, guys, would you trade in your toilet paper for a warm torrent of water massaging your ass when you're done your business?



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Old 02-15-2007, 04:12 PM   #2
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I already own several of these.
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Just out of curiosity, other than your ass, what is preventing water from being sprayed all over your bathroom?
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You need a big ass
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There's nothing like drying your anus with your towel afterwards
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They really need to make a self cleaning toilet like a self cleaning stove.
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They really need to make a self cleaning toilet like a self cleaning stove.
Doesn't a self cleaning stove heat up to 500 degrees or something to burn off any dirt???

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shit, just buy this and put a microwave in the bathroom.





ahhh, warm moist towelette
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shit, just buy this and put a microwave in the bathroom.
Microwave in the bathroom eh? This opens up interesting possibilities...
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Try to get that torrent of water to hit your balls
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That is, if you have some
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Doesn't a self cleaning stove heat up to 500 degrees or something to burn off any dirt???

Do you have any idea what 2 young boys can do to a bowl!
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Do you have any idea what 2 young boys can do to a bowl!
At that heat, I'm more woried about my two boys... If you know what I mean.
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