A warm torrent of water to wash your ass

[Canadiens1131]

So apparently we're finally getting some of those neat-o Japanese toilet innovations in North America.

So, guys, would you trade in your toilet paper for a warm torrent of water massaging your ass when you're done your business?

 

[Chris Martin]

I already own several of these.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Just out of curiosity, other than your ass, what is preventing water from being sprayed all over your bathroom?

 

[Chris Martin]

You need a big ass

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You need a big ass

Done and Done!

 

[Chris Martin]

There's nothing like drying your anus with your towel afterwards

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

There's nothing like drying your anus with your towel afterwards

Chris Martin, you are my hero.

 

[JCOSTER]

They really need to make a self cleaning toilet like a self cleaning stove.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

They really need to make a self cleaning toilet like a self cleaning stove.

Doesn't a self cleaning stove heat up to 500 degrees or something to burn off any dirt???

 

[Doozer61]

shit, just buy this and put a microwave in the bathroom.

ahhh, warm moist towelette

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

shit, just buy this and put a microwave in the bathroom.

Microwave in the bathroom eh? This opens up interesting possibilities...

 

[Chris Martin]

Try to get that torrent of water to hit your balls

 

[Chris Martin]

That is, if you have some

 

[JCOSTER]

Doesn't a self cleaning stove heat up to 500 degrees or something to burn off any dirt???

Do you have any idea what 2 young boys can do to a bowl!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Do you have any idea what 2 young boys can do to a bowl!

At that heat, I'm more woried about my two boys... If you know what I mean.

 

[JessicaAnn]

So apparently we're finally getting some of those neat-o Japanese

So it's a bidet that you can poop in?

 

[JCOSTER]

At that heat, I'm more woried about my two boys... If you know what I mean.

......

 

[Sicy]

Baby wipes guys, baby wipes.

 

[Bono's Betty]

this thread!!

 

[waynetravis]

would'nt your wet ass soak your pants? or does the loo come with a blow dryer too?

 

[Lila64]

This thread delivers!

 

[Lancemc]

sounds rather nice.

 

[redhotswami]

we had an ass washer at our condo in hawaii. it even had an ass warmer too!!! patti was supposed to take pictures, and she never did

 

[zoney!]

A new interference hihg point!

Congrats C1160!

 

[sulawesigirl4]

Here's a picture I took of the one in my hotel room in Tokyo. Honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. When I lived in W. Africa people used water and the left hand...this just eliminates the hand. When you think about it, it leaves one a lot cleaner than just spreading stuff around with a piece of paper.

 

[redhotswami]

^ OMG I think that is the one we had! i like the sound the little squirty thing makes when it moves forward.

 

[corianderstem]

would'nt your wet ass soak your pants? or does the loo come with a blow dryer too?

That's what I want to know. If you do away with toilet paper, how do you dry your butt? Do you have to carry a towel with you?

Or do you shake it dry?

 

[sulawesigirl4]

That's what I want to know. If you do away with toilet paper, how do you dry your butt? Do you have to carry a towel with you?

Or do you shake it dry?

Ahhh, this brings back memories of my days in Peace Corps, giving the new trainees their "welcome to the Malian toilet" talk. You really wanna know???? Ok, you have a couple of options. 1. Shake it, shake it, shake it! 2. Keep a bit of toilet paper around and use it to dry off. 3. Learn to live with a wet butt.

Actually, I think (tho I may be wrong) that some of these fancy Japanese loos do come with some sort of drying system. I remember one in the Narita airport that could play music (serenade you while you do your bizness?) or even play the sound of a toilet flushing in order for you to disguise the other (ahem) noises you might need to make whilst in the public restroom. What will they think of next?

 

[Zoots]

Honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. When I lived in W. Africa people used water and the left hand...this just eliminates the hand. When you think about it, it leaves one a lot cleaner than just spreading stuff around with a piece of paper.

That's how they've been doing it for years in most of India! Sure, there's toilet paper also available but the reasoning is the same one you gave. Why spread it around when you can wash it off!

 

[Babydoll]

Or do you shake it dry?