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Old 02-16-2007, 12:45 PM   #31
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we had an ass washer at our condo in hawaii.
Ass washer.

See the French really class up the term with "Bidet" don't you think?



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If you do away with toilet paper, how do you dry your butt? Do you have to carry a towel with you?
Or do you shake it dry?
Chris Martin (in his infinate wisdom) already answered this quandry:

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There's nothing like drying your anus with your towel afterwards
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:17 PM   #32
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Wouldn't the water sometimes drip onto your pants or squirt somewhere you didn't want?
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:45 AM   #33
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That's what I want to know. If you do away with toilet paper, how do you dry your butt? Do you have to carry a towel with you?

Or do you shake it dry?

Shake it dry
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:21 AM   #34
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:33 AM   #35
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My house came with a bidet....I don't think anyone uses it....though uhh I have experimented
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Old 03-16-2007, 09:17 AM   #36
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have anyone ever thought of all the crap going out of ur ass and spraying all over room?

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have anyone ever thought of all the crap going out of ur ass and spraying all over room?

Is the toilet somehow causing this or is this just an unrelated bodily function? If so, I suggest consulting a doctor...
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:37 PM   #38
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Microwave in the bathroom eh? This opens up interesting possibilities...
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Old 03-16-2007, 04:04 PM   #39
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would'nt your wet ass soak your pants? or does the loo come with a blow dryer too?
HAHAHA!! this is what I was wondering. You'd need toilet paper anyways to dry your ass....sort of defeats the purpose, right?
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That's when you shake it like a salt shaka!!
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Old 03-16-2007, 06:05 PM   #41
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Is the toilet somehow causing this or is this just an unrelated bodily function? If so, I suggest consulting a doctor...
yes I had the same visual.
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When I visited my friend who worked security for google. They had these plus a remote to blow dry your ass, heat the seat. and play music. LOL
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Is the toilet somehow causing this or is this just an unrelated bodily function? If so, I suggest consulting a doctor...
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Can I just say that I this thread!! BEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!!
I have never laughed so hard!! I am crying here I am laughing so hard.. x infinity!!

Award for best thread of the year goes to "Canadiens1160"


I LOVE POTTY HUMOR!!
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:54 AM   #45
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I have to say, I'm really glad this thread got dredged up again. Good times, good times.
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