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Old 12-09-2001, 04:27 PM   #1
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A Texans view on terrorism

My apologies if someone has already posted this!!

Letter to the DENTON RECORD CHRONICLE from Dwight Crawford Sr. of Sanger,Texas:


I get a big laugh at the dialogue of Osama bin Laden, the Taliban,
politicians, and the news media. They say terrorists will hit us again in
the oncoming weeks and months. What a joke!

You have a better chance of getting killed on Interstate 35E than by a
terrorist. Osama has probably seen 100 degree plus summers in Afghanistan,
but he doesn't have fire ants to go with it. If he did he wouldn't be
sleeping on the ground in his cave. He talks of pain and suffering he is
going to inflict on us. He doesn't know what pain is until he gets kicked by
a green broke, two year old colt in a freezing rain.

Germ warfare? Texas ticks will give you Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and
Lime disease, blister beetles kill your horse, green bugs destroy a wheat
crop, and termites eat your house. Anthrax has killed Texas cattle for over
125 years. What's new? Our prairie dogs carry the plague, armadillos carry
leprosy, and our bats and skunks carry rabies. We have rattlesnakes,
copperheads, and water moccasins. Ho hum.

They talk of gas and biological warfare. They have never pulled in behind a
cattle truck while it's raining, or ridden in the front seat of a pick-up
between two cowboys after they just eaten a big bowl of Texas Red.

Texas ain't for sissies! We have posted signs all over the state that say
"Don't mess with Texas!" Osama, consider yourself warned

Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

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