a present for deathbear

[melon]

Melon

 

[U2Bama]

Is that made from one of those shark-proof scuba suits?

 

[Screaming Flower]

i just ate melon. thanks.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Memories....*coughs*

like the corners of my mind
misty water colored memories
of the way we were

scattered pictures

yadda yadda yadda


I love you bear.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

One word: Yentl

 

[deep]

I am reporting this thread to a mod.

 

[Zoomerang96]

what a beast. there is no question, if i saw her id scream at her and throw her into a fire of passion, a passion at the corner of my mind of memories...blah blah blah.

i should get a straining resorder.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

yu must be tied up in all sorts of red tape, bear...

what a beast. there is no question, if i saw her id scream at her and throw her into a fire of passion, a passion at the corner of my mind of memories...blah blah blah.

i should get a straining resorder.

what, first Scott has one against you and now you gotta hurt him by having one against Babs?

 

[TripThruUreWires]

Babs is cool. She knows her Shakespeare.

The fact that Democrats allow her sing and speak at their parties, fundraisers, conventions, etc. is reason enough for me never to vote democratic.

 

[BAW]

That is so wrong melon...oh so wrong. A little warning next time okay?

I have a rule...no Babs on a full stomach and I just finished my dinner

 

[Angela Harlem]

Pidgeon eyed mullet that she is..

Her hooter always has and always will, cause me fear.

 

[ghetofabu]

Re: Pidgeon eyed mullet that she is..

I find this thread highly amusing but this was the funniest thing I will most likely see all day. I love it. love it love it love it.

 

[Screaming Flower]

Her hooter always has and always will, cause me fear.

why are you scared of her hooters angie?

 

[Angela Harlem]

"Hooter" screamer, singular. Dont you guys call them (noses) hooters too?
This is confusing my brain cells. They want to go to sleep now and not be here.
Her glands are something I cannot say I have paid any attention to

Not.

But for clarification, it is her nose that scares me. Mean aren't I?

 

[TripThruUreWires]

i think you mean honker if i'm not mistaken.

however, you're post is far more amusing with the miswording.

 

[DrTeeth]

At least these aren't pictures of Celine Dion singing that Titanic song while wearing really tight pants.

 

[cass]

well ghetofabu said hooters

someone start a Dolly thread...........

 

[cass]

shit what did I prees then/ i haven't done my joke I just thought of..

HELLO DOLLY

Supergroup - Babs, Dolly and Celine

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ok, my head is about to implode. I blame Trip!
But I swear, they are called hooters here...Just like boobs...

But I will shut up now before Cass starts a Dolly thread...

 

[cass]

what a hoot ................er? um. er?

Ummmmm**cass reverses out of a thread titled" a present for death bear"
well it is almost Christmas...so i peeked.


Look out Angela...Dolly, Dolly , Dolly

 

[ghetofabu]

uuuuhhhh no

well ghetofabu said hooters

When did I say this??

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hooters....

I thought I was imagining things Gheto and thought it best to not ask...

But as I got pregnant hooters, perhaps a Dolly impro is ok?

"Working 9 to 5
what a way to make a living!"

I dont know the rest. She sways and nearly knocks herself out.

Wonder if she has ever given herself black eyes with those things? Would she have to declare them when she goes through customs? They are almost weapons.

 

[cass]

well it's late, it's been a looooooooooooooooong day

I am so glad someone said hooters ( it was Screaming Flower...I checked this time) I'm glad cause I've just wandered around a few threads having a bit of a chuckle about hello dolly.


oh god...it's pumpkin hour, where the heck is my coach?

 

[cass]

Angela!!! this is a special present for someone

how we going to de-Dollyise it, if you start asking probing questions like that? No Dolly -impro's please
dare I say
DON'T RAIN ON DEATH BEAR'S PARADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'm very sorry i hooterized this thread. it's angie's fault. and now i've hooterized cass and she's hooterizing everything in sight.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hello Dolly!

Seriously Zoomerang96, you should be grateful that Melon took time out of his busy schedule to send you a present. Even if it was a scary present.

HUZZAH!!