a girl loved me once

[Basstrap]

But when I walked her home that night I realized I didn''t feel anything

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[pepokiss]

great story... mine is:

I loved a girl once... then she trurned around and I realized I didn't feel anything

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I feel nothing.

 

[Basstrap]

you are an empty shell

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

well, when you put it that way

 

[Zoots]

show her mercy!

 

[U2Girl1978]

Is it filled with lettuce and sloppy joe?

Stop posting at the same time as me you fools!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

show her mercy!

Preach it, brother!

 

[Zoots]

Stop posting at the same time as me you fools!!!!

 

[U2Girl1978]

I thought you liked it when people abused you!

 

[Zoots]

where did ya hear that?

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[Chizip]

i love Basstrap's body

 

[U2Girl1978]

When will the bathing sessions commence?

 

[Zoots]

What... showering together with Basstrap and conserving water?

 

[U2Girl1978]

Will Dove or Irish Spring be used? sparingly?

 

[Basstrap]

Alls I know is that when I step out of a shower I smell like Jolly Rancher TM

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Zoomerang96]

a girl wants to get together tommorow to make out and stuff.

sounds pretty cool.

too bad i'm not attracted to her.

after seeing my picture, you'd think i should take whatever i can.

well, too bad. sorry.

 

[U2Girl1978]

You should let her have some piece of the action!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Alls I know is that when I step out of a shower I smell like Jolly Rancher TM

Green Apple Jolly Rancher?

 

[cujo]

That is the choice afterbath scent of the common whore d'oeuvre.

 

[lmjhitman]

a girl wants to get together tommorow to make out and stuff.

sounds pretty cool.

too bad i'm not attracted to her.

after seeing my picture, you'd think i should take whatever i can.

well, too bad. sorry.

do think that's wise, considering you almost got blown away twice this week?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That is the choice afterbath scent of the common whore d'oeuvre.

Yeah, it's a smell I recognize around these parts.

 

[cujo]

 

[AvsGirl41]

It's the gangrene.

Rotting flesh is so sweetly smelling, it's odd...

 

[Calluna]

That is the choice afterbath scent of the common whore d'oeuvre.

I geddit! Hors de'ouvre! LMAO!!