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Old 07-15-2002, 11:16 PM   #1
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A FUNNY thing happened when I went to JesseU2's house..

..My comp was malfuntioning last nite..
Jesse is a comp whiz..So thru a BLINDING and THUNDERING rainstorm, I went to Jesse's dorm on ASU Campus in Tempe, Az.-seeking his expetise and help. He is always patient and kind in teaching me comp skills

So I arrive at his front door and there is THIS HUGE PLACARD POSTED that read:- ATTENTION!
Folow the RULES!-



Heres what it said-


Rule#1!- No Selling or solicting!
Rule #2!-No Fundraising!
Rule#3!-No religous recruiting!
Rule#4!-No exceptions!
Rule#5!-No Papers/Ads/Flyers!-ect.

Simplified VERSION that DONT understand simple English

1- If youre sellin something get lost
2.-If you think were STUPID enough to hand money to anyone that knocks -GO AWAY!
3.-If youre carrying watch-tower pamphets or anything SIMILAR GO AWAY NEVER COME BACK. and tell EVERYONE ELSE IN YOUR CULT TO STAY AWAY!
4.-If you think well make an exception for YOU may we suggest treatment for your affliction!
It was very funny.
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Old 07-15-2002, 11:18 PM   #2
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Seesh, I used to just put pictures and U2 lyrics on my dorm door! *lol*
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so no strippers or call girls?
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Old 07-16-2002, 12:06 AM   #5
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so no strippers or call girls?
He carries a little stick beating back the sexxies always camping out by his doorstep trying to get in his knickers.
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He carries a little stick beating back the sexxies always camping out by his doorstep trying to get in his knickers.
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*gasp of shock*
What praytell is he doing that for?
He could at least send them your way eh diamond? What kind of friend is he! jk ;D
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Old 07-16-2002, 12:21 AM   #8
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*gasp of shock*
What praytell is he doing that for?
He could at least send them your way eh diamond? What kind of friend is he! jk ;D
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The man's a player.
What can I say!


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so brother diamond, based on your jovial attitude tonight, I take it you were able to save all the dimaondsexy porn files trapped in limbo on your hard drive?
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so brother diamond, based on your jovial attitude tonight, I take it you were able to save all the dimaondsexy porn files trapped in limbo on your hard drive?
Wanderer-
Whaaaaaaa?

Anyway yeah all is well.
Jess = genius
When Jess came over he said-
"Yo Diamond maybe your computer would stop freezing up and stopped acting so lethragically IF YOU WOULD JUST TAKE OUT YOUR FLOPPY DISC...

Problem solved.
Im an ass

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oh so it was on the floppy disk...
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why not just post a sign saying

we have guns and hate visitors

it'd get the same point across.......
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yo dude(oops...friend), get this straight.... i'm in an apartment not a dorm.

heh, wish i had em chicks all lined up but i don't. Any girls in AZ interested in me, email me!

yea i put that sign up to scare people selling stuff and religious evangelists away cuz i was sick of ppl coming to bug me for my money and trying to recrut me.
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yo dude(oops...friend), get this straight.... i'm in an apartment not a dorm.



yea i put that sign up to scare people selling stuff and religious evangelists away cuz i was sick of ppl coming to bug me for my money and trying to recrut me.
Ok ok Jess.
An Apartment..sexyapartment ok?
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