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7ust a Zoomerang96 spoof thread

guys, I'm 7ust sitting here watching the wheels go round and round guys.

7ust sitting here shackled to the wall with my good friend mr. bojangles by my side.

for goodness sake, stop yelling at me!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:



...people, post all your zoomy spoofs here. :happy:



psst... it's all in 7est, mate.
 
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17 views and just 1 reply???

It's like you guys dont even care anymore for your favorite poster. :angry:
 
where is the guest of honour guys?

is he waiting for the opportune moment?

is he watching and laughing in the comfort of his home?

is he pondering the complexities of our universe?

i mean cmon, what gives? :angry:



don't mind me guys, i'm 7ust sitting here. who knows for how long, or what i might accomplish while i sit here.



that's enough for now guys. back to your regular scheduled activities. :angry:
 
for reals, tre.

what does he think? he is the supreme commander of all the internets?

that he can come and post whenever he wishes?

this. will. not. do...


CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER!!!!!!
 
i'm honoured, guys.

thanks, but none of you have displayed the embarassing teenage angst i grace most liberaly in my threads.

oh POE is me... poe is me...

it's all boiling over, it's never gonna get better.

i'm so tired.

what do you want me to say to you? do you want me to love?

gibson girl, i'm sure i've happened to you in a horrible way. think back to expo '58... remember expo '58???

riot like it's 1968 again

i'm not living, i'm 7ust killing rhymes.

please keep posting about me, it makes me feel good. or arrogant.

hahaha!!!!!
 
oh man.

i thought i already was all teenage and desperate?

oh wait, i fell for the trap didn't i...
 
Zoomerang96 said:
oh man.

i thought i already was all teenage and desperate?

oh wait, i fell for the trap didn't i...

i set the trap with the cheese and butter at the top of the staircase

waiting, waiting, WAITING for you to eat it

i gave up so i decided to dance in my room for an hour

but a-ha!

you did take the first bite

and i knew the first second you bit into it that the show would be a success.

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PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!
 
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you want me to go on?

it feels like i'm going mental, guys. mental. ever feel like you're going mental, guys? it feels like i'm going mental. mental.
it feels like i'm going mental, guys.

guys, i feel as though i'm going mental, guys.

it's one thing to have shit all, it's quite another to have nearly everything taken away from you.

not that that's happening to me or anything. but it does happen. to others.

it's all boiling over
 
out of curiousity... if you don't mind me asking

do you get the impression none of my threads have any point to them? do you think there might be something hiding in it?

or do you think i'm crackers?

i wear a suit to work, you know. a SUIT.

well, maybe not. i say lots of things.
 
Zoomerang96 said:
out of curiousity... if you don't mind me asking

do you get the impression none of my threads have any point to them? do you think there might be something hiding in it?

or do you think i'm crackers?

i wear a suit to work, you know. a SUIT.

well, maybe not. i say lots of things.


everyone has things hidden within the deapest darkest corners of their threads. i would think that you are no exception to that.

crackers are good with soup. very good with soup.
 
I think you're absolutely bonkers. :drool:

in a good way of course.

but you knew that.

Your threads can be quite interesting and entertaining even if they mostly come off as having no point whatsoever.

Now is that a suit of lights?
 
um guys, yeah

all of my posts have point. Yes, a point indeed. If you juxtapose the 2nd and 7th letters, and take the 4th, 5th, and 6th letters and use pig latin, I make all the sense in the world.

major secrets are revealed....

Like i wear women's underwear and sneeze orange p00p

the facts of life can not be ignored

you take the good
you take the bad
you take them both
and there you have
the facts of life

or 7ust some giberish, guys.

7777777777777
 
Zoomerang96 said:
oh POE is me... poe is me...
what?? :huh:

you know how tribute bands are never nearly as good as the original? yeah, this thread is kinda like that.

it needs 44% more lyric bastardization

and 22.5% more mispellingses.

also, there aren't nearly enough '..., guys', gang.
 
I think this is less of a tribute and more of a 'pickin on zoomer' kinda thread. don't you think so, guys? guys.. guys... can you hear me now?
 
Zootlesque said:
I think this is less of a tribute and more of a 'pickin on zoomer' kinda thread. don't you think so, guys? guys.. guys... can you hear me now?

well what if I don't want to pick on him?

what if I want to bring the russian bear to his knees?

well, maybe not the russian bear...
 
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