20 Ways To Ditch A Bad Date

[cell]

1. I don't like to leave my roommate home alone for very long.

2. My cat's ready to give birth any day now.

3. I just remembered I have to return a video.

4. I miss my dog.

5. I have to charge my cell phone.

6. The dress is a rental.

7. I think I'm allergic to you.

8. Your cologne's giving me a rash.

9. I'm running a marathon in the morning.

10. It's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you.

11. I'm married.

12. My parole officer will be calling soon.

13. My ex just called ? he needs me.

14. I forgot my medication.

15. I never stay up past nine.

16. I'm reading a really good book.

17. Oh @%#$, today's Tuesday? I'll explain later!

18. Oh, no, I just remembered. I have to catch an early morning flight!

19. I have to be in court first thing tomorrow. It's complicated.

20. I just remembered ? I don't date.

 

[souLnation2002]

2. My cat's ready to give birth any day now.

 

[cass]

most venues have a fire escape..girlfriends are always helpful.....

as long as you are sure you all have the story straight.

Bad Date....I've been wanting to tell a story. I usuaslly put the radio on next to my bed when I wake up. There was this truly awful saxophone solo being played. I was straight into critiquing..."ewww that thing has a horrible tone, he's just blurting into it, what a horrid sound, blurt!blurt! bllllllllurt...blah blah!"
A sleepy voice came from under the covers..
"What you don't like bad sax first thing in the morning?"







as a matter of fact...I don't!!!

anyway the topic..
.bad dates,....... please continue

 

[ghetofabu]

I have actually used #1. How bad am I.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

This might come in handy if I ever have a date again.

 

[sharky]

these would have been so helpful to me 10 years ago when I was in high school.

oh my GOD! I was in high school ten years ago! I feel old.

 

[u2er]

This might come in handy if I ever have a date again.

ditto.

 

[ouizy]

 

[Blue_Angel]

the cat one haha

too bad i dont get dates

 

[cell]

ouizy wtf happened to your hair??

 

[cass]

it may not have been your intention with this thread nellie, but thanks for the memory it gave me. In the dim dark past, this poor young guy was a bit fond of me, his parents had a holiday house where I lived. The local lads were a bit cruel to him, they called him dazzle....he was kind to me after my car accident . His mother worked in the hospital kitchen, he was the first one to ask if I had eaten and organised something soft I could eat. It meant a lot. (we were both younguns really) and he once rescued me from a "bad date"...my forgotten hero..."dazzle". I owe him one too.

btw I was j/k with my advice up there. It's been a loooooooooooooooooong time since I've been on a date, fire escapes weren't invented back then.

But I'm going on one tomorrow night......................well I can pretend can't I?

I think ouizy's turban is very becoming.