mad1
ONE love, blood, life
I found a better list for both sexes!!!!!!! 
REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN
1 - People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them.
2 - You can wear the same pair of underpants for a week.
3 - Phone calls are over in 30 seconds flat.
4 - Facial hair can be attractive.
5 - If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
6 - Women almost expect you to belch.
7 - When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
8 - Not liking someone does not eliminate having great sex with them.
9 - You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
10 - A week's vacation requires only one suitcase.
11 - You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
12 - You can leave the bed in a hotel room unmade.
13 - You don't have to worry about your weight.
14 - Spiders don't reduce you to a quivering wreck.
15 - You ass is never a factor in a job interview.
16 - All your orgasms are real.
17 - You can kill your own food.
18 - You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around wherever you go.
19 - You never have to clean the toilet.
20 - You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
21 - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
22 - You can sleep around without any stain on your character.
23 - If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
24 - You don't have to shave below your neck.
25 - You can write your name in the snow.
26 - Flowers fix everything.
27 - You don't get wolf whistles from workmen.
28 - You get to think about sex 90 per cent of your waking hours.
29 - You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
30 - Hot wax never goes near that area.
31 - You don't have to learn how the washing machine works.
32 - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
33 - You can admire Leo DiCaprio without starving yourself to look like him. ( hey, I admire him too!!!!!!!!! him or any other......guys
34 - Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
35 - You can take your shirt off on a hot day.
36 - You don't care whether anyone notices your new haircut.
37 - You can sit with your knees apart.
38 - You can eat a banana in public.
39 - The world is your urinal. (THIS one I craiced up at!
)
40 - You have one mood all the time.
OK - end of the male list - time for female comeback!!!!! COME ON GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
(pah! - we dont have as many as the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..)
1 - You never have to buy your own drinks.
2 - You can get laid any time you want. (hey! not necessarily! )
3 - You can get out of speeding tickets by crying.
4 - You're not expected to know how cars work.eyebrow:..)
5 - You can sleep your way to the top. (excuuuuuse me? )
6 - You don't have to worry about losing your hair.
7 - You always get to choose the movie.
8 - You don't have to mow the lawn.
9 - PMS is a legal defence for murder.
10 - You don't have to understand the offside rule.
11 - You don't have to adjust your genitals constantly. ( something MrPryck could enlighten us on)
12 - Sweat is sexy on you.yes:.)
13 - You can marry rich and then not have to work.
14 - You never have to use a power drill.
15 - You can never run out of excuses.
16 - You get expensive jewellery as gifts that you never have to give back.
17 - You get gifts all the time because men mess up so often.
18 - You can give 'the look' that makes any man cower in the corner. (absol-fuking-lutely...)
19 - You can dance.
20 - You look good in shorts.
21 - You don't have to worry about gettin Mr Tom Tom up.
22 - You have mastered civilised eating.
23 - You are better gossips.
24 - You look better naked than men.
25 - Women do less time for violent crime ( didnt know this, if true)
26 - You can wear no undiewear and be considered wild and sexy; a man who does the same thing is merely thought of as disgusting.
27 - Short women are petite; short men are just short. (personally I tink thats a bit hard on our men.....)
28 - You don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
29 - You can fake.
30 - You can use the power of feminity/flirting to get any bouncer to let you into that club.
OK - End of female list and my conclusion is, person who wrote these just HAS HAS HAS to have been a male......
LET THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES COMMENCE.....
REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN
1 - People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them.
2 - You can wear the same pair of underpants for a week.
3 - Phone calls are over in 30 seconds flat.
4 - Facial hair can be attractive.
5 - If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
6 - Women almost expect you to belch.
7 - When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
8 - Not liking someone does not eliminate having great sex with them.
9 - You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
10 - A week's vacation requires only one suitcase.
11 - You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
12 - You can leave the bed in a hotel room unmade.
13 - You don't have to worry about your weight.
14 - Spiders don't reduce you to a quivering wreck.
15 - You ass is never a factor in a job interview.
16 - All your orgasms are real.
17 - You can kill your own food.
18 - You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around wherever you go.
19 - You never have to clean the toilet.
20 - You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
21 - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
22 - You can sleep around without any stain on your character.
23 - If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
24 - You don't have to shave below your neck.
25 - You can write your name in the snow.
26 - Flowers fix everything.
27 - You don't get wolf whistles from workmen.
28 - You get to think about sex 90 per cent of your waking hours.
29 - You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
30 - Hot wax never goes near that area.
31 - You don't have to learn how the washing machine works.
32 - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
33 - You can admire Leo DiCaprio without starving yourself to look like him. ( hey, I admire him too!!!!!!!!! him or any other......guys
34 - Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
35 - You can take your shirt off on a hot day.
36 - You don't care whether anyone notices your new haircut.
37 - You can sit with your knees apart.
38 - You can eat a banana in public.
39 - The world is your urinal. (THIS one I craiced up at!
)40 - You have one mood all the time.
OK - end of the male list - time for female comeback!!!!! COME ON GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
(pah! - we dont have as many as the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..)1 - You never have to buy your own drinks.
2 - You can get laid any time you want. (hey! not necessarily! )
3 - You can get out of speeding tickets by crying.
4 - You're not expected to know how cars work.
eyebrow:..)5 - You can sleep your way to the top. (excuuuuuse me? )
6 - You don't have to worry about losing your hair.
7 - You always get to choose the movie.
8 - You don't have to mow the lawn.
9 - PMS is a legal defence for murder.
10 - You don't have to understand the offside rule.
11 - You don't have to adjust your genitals constantly. ( something MrPryck could enlighten us on)
12 - Sweat is sexy on you.
yes:.)13 - You can marry rich and then not have to work.
14 - You never have to use a power drill.
15 - You can never run out of excuses.
16 - You get expensive jewellery as gifts that you never have to give back.
17 - You get gifts all the time because men mess up so often.
18 - You can give 'the look' that makes any man cower in the corner. (absol-fuking-lutely...)
19 - You can dance.
20 - You look good in shorts.
21 - You don't have to worry about gettin Mr Tom Tom up.
22 - You have mastered civilised eating.
23 - You are better gossips.
24 - You look better naked than men.
25 - Women do less time for violent crime ( didnt know this, if true)
26 - You can wear no undiewear and be considered wild and sexy; a man who does the same thing is merely thought of as disgusting.
27 - Short women are petite; short men are just short. (personally I tink thats a bit hard on our men.....)
28 - You don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
29 - You can fake.
30 - You can use the power of feminity/flirting to get any bouncer to let you into that club.
OK - End of female list and my conclusion is, person who wrote these just HAS HAS HAS to have been a male......
LET THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES COMMENCE.....
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