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Old 07-30-2002, 07:21 AM   #1
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2 excellent lists on how great it is to be male/female....:D

I found a better list for both sexes!!!!!!!


REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN

1 - People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them.
2 - You can wear the same pair of underpants for a week.
3 - Phone calls are over in 30 seconds flat.
4 - Facial hair can be attractive.
5 - If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
6 - Women almost expect you to belch.
7 - When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
8 - Not liking someone does not eliminate having great sex with them.
9 - You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
10 - A week's vacation requires only one suitcase.
11 - You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
12 - You can leave the bed in a hotel room unmade.
13 - You don't have to worry about your weight.
14 - Spiders don't reduce you to a quivering wreck.
15 - You ass is never a factor in a job interview.
16 - All your orgasms are real.
17 - You can kill your own food.
18 - You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around wherever you go.
19 - You never have to clean the toilet.
20 - You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
21 - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
22 - You can sleep around without any stain on your character.
23 - If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
24 - You don't have to shave below your neck.
25 - You can write your name in the snow.
26 - Flowers fix everything.
27 - You don't get wolf whistles from workmen.
28 - You get to think about sex 90 per cent of your waking hours.
29 - You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
30 - Hot wax never goes near that area.
31 - You don't have to learn how the washing machine works.
32 - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
33 - You can admire Leo DiCaprio without starving yourself to look like him. ( hey, I admire him too!!!!!!!!! him or any other......guys
34 - Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
35 - You can take your shirt off on a hot day.
36 - You don't care whether anyone notices your new haircut.
37 - You can sit with your knees apart.
38 - You can eat a banana in public.
39 - The world is your urinal. (THIS one I craiced up at! )
40 - You have one mood all the time.

OK - end of the male list - time for female comeback!!!!! COME ON GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A WOMAN

(pah! - we dont have as many as the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..)

1 - You never have to buy your own drinks.
2 - You can get laid any time you want. (hey! not necessarily! )
3 - You can get out of speeding tickets by crying.
4 - You're not expected to know how cars work. (..)
5 - You can sleep your way to the top. (excuuuuuse me? )
6 - You don't have to worry about losing your hair.
7 - You always get to choose the movie.
8 - You don't have to mow the lawn.
9 - PMS is a legal defence for murder.
10 - You don't have to understand the offside rule.
11 - You don't have to adjust your genitals constantly. ( something MrPryck could enlighten us on)
12 - Sweat is sexy on you. (.)
13 - You can marry rich and then not have to work.
14 - You never have to use a power drill.
15 - You can never run out of excuses.
16 - You get expensive jewellery as gifts that you never have to give back.
17 - You get gifts all the time because men mess up so often.
18 - You can give 'the look' that makes any man cower in the corner. (absol-fuking-lutely...)
19 - You can dance.
20 - You look good in shorts.
21 - You don't have to worry about gettin Mr Tom Tom up.
22 - You have mastered civilised eating.
23 - You are better gossips.
24 - You look better naked than men.
25 - Women do less time for violent crime ( didnt know this, if true)
26 - You can wear no undiewear and be considered wild and sexy; a man who does the same thing is merely thought of as disgusting.
27 - Short women are petite; short men are just short. (personally I tink thats a bit hard on our men.....)
28 - You don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
29 - You can fake.
30 - You can use the power of feminity/flirting to get any bouncer to let you into that club.


OK - End of female list and my conclusion is, person who wrote these just HAS HAS HAS to have been a male......







LET THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES COMMENCE.....
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Old 07-30-2002, 09:43 AM   #2
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Not really true but it's fun to read... LMAO...
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Old 07-30-2002, 09:52 AM   #3
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I didn't think the female list was half as good as the male one. I think the ladies of interference could come up with a better list....
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Old 07-30-2002, 09:54 AM   #4
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OMG POPKIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!



WHERE HAVE U BEEN?????

I HAVE MISSED UR BEER-MUG!!!!!!! ( (face)

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Old 07-30-2002, 09:59 AM   #5
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HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MADIE!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry I never made it to your part of the world this summer like I said I would )

I've been so wrapped up this summer in the whole music thing that I haven't been around, but I'm making my "official" Feedback comeback!

Once school starts up I'll be around more (is that a good thing???????? )

So how have you been???????
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Old 07-30-2002, 10:07 AM   #6
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Well Damn It Pop!!!!

I went and bought this long black silky lingerie slip with a split down the side and a choker chain and I sat there on my bed and waited.....and waited..........and no man, u did NOT turn up hunched over hiding alcohol up ur ass as intended!!!

Ive not been bad, still single, still miserable, still wanting to beat the shit out of AcrobatMan............

Its GOOD to see ur here alive and kickin okay.......


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Damn...looks like I missed out
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